Student Nurse "Help me!" Threads

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I think I'm done answering student nurse help me threads here.

I've gotten rude answers, or they never even bother coming back to the thread to acknowledge the answers they received.

Some will ask life choice questions like "Where should I move?" or "Where should I apply?". Do they think someone is going to offer them a job here, is that why they start these threads? You have the whole internet to research towns, cities, regions, but instead you post a thread asking a bunch of strangers where you should move?

Some help me threads seem to be 'Help me do my homework' threads.

Thank you for reading.

Specializes in ER, Addictions, Geriatrics.

Just make sure you post in each state forum, general nursing discussion, Nursing student forum, pre-nursing student, NCLEX forum-PLEASE don't forget the NCLEX forum!!!

:cheeky:

And probably each of the specialty forums that they aspire to work in as well, just for good measure.

Specializes in AC, LTC, Community, Northern Nursing.
I'm truly glad you changed your screen name!

I finally finished this thread..'phew that was a lot of work. Entertaining and frustrating at the same time..

The name change confused me on the last couple of pages.

This thread is not helping me do my research for my paper and all i can think about is my bippy now..

Ok thats my .02 :)

Specializes in Leadership, Psych, HomeCare, Amb. Care.
Yes, me too. :D

And her pic too!

Specializes in Med/Surg, Academics.

I missed the "bippy" reference. Someone please 'splain because what I'm thinking would make an OB/GYN blush. Thanks in advance!

Specializes in L&D, infusion, urology.
I missed the "bippy" reference. Someone please 'splain because what I'm thinking would make an OB/GYN blush. Thanks in advance!

Backside (I had to Google it myself, but I figured it right from context)

Specializes in Leadership, Psych, HomeCare, Amb. Care.
I missed the "bippy" reference. Someone please 'splain because what I'm thinking would make an OB/GYN blush. Thanks in advance!

From Rowan & Martins Laugh In

"you bet your sweet bibby"

yes, Butt-Tocks is the accepted translation.

Specializes in LTC.

The "is this the good pop up" posts amuse me, mostly, but I do see how they can be a bit of a drag since there are usually a gazillion just on the first page of the NCLEX forum. I joined AN in 09 when I first started thinking about becoming a nurse and I knew what the good pop up was long before I took the NCLEX this past December. There are even screen shots of what it looks like in some posts if only people would utilize the handy dandy skills of scrolling and searching through posts.

I am one of those "older" in years but wet behind the ears nurses since I just graduated in Dec and passed NCLEX PN last month. Someday I want to be as wise the COBs in these parts. So much wisdom and humor. Makes AN a terrific community if you ask me.

Skinny girl, eh?

But, would you ever "bet your sweet bippy?"

Well, since I've only just recently discovered its existence and location, I probably shouldn't risk it in a bet ;)

Geeze, Louise!

I got bored to tears at some point during The Great Threat Hijack of 2014 :sleep:

Okay, I found another little gem of a thread (we know it was entertaining because it was shut down-- because we just don't know when to quit around here :laugh:).

This came out before The Mockery of Nursing, it's not as long, but I'm sure some probably remember it:

https://allnurses.com/general-nursing-discussion/your-one-stop-592093.html

I hope this thread gets it's joy back...

Darnit :sniff:

Specializes in L&D, infusion, urology.
Geeze, Louise!

I got bored to tears at some point during The Great Threat Hijack of 2014 :sleep:

Okay, I found another little gem of a thread (we know it was entertaining because it was shut down-- because we just don't know when to quit around here :laugh:).

This came out before The Mockery of Nursing, it's not as long, but I'm sure some probably remember it:

https://allnurses.com/general-nursing-discussion/your-one-stop-592093.html

I hope this thread gets it's joy back...

Darnit :sniff:

Oooh!! Looks like a fantastic time suck awaits! LOL

*diving in*

Specializes in AC, LTC, Community, Northern Nursing.

Step away from the thread...

This place is horrible for dealing with my ADD issues...

Oh heck.. I am going to dive in maybe just for 30 mins...

Specializes in AC, LTC, Community, Northern Nursing.
The "is this the good pop up" posts amuse me, mostly, but I do see how they can be a bit of a drag since there are usually a gazillion just on the first page of the NCLEX forum.

I fear once Canadian nurses start writing the NCLEX in 2015 the Canadian forum will start having a large abundance of these threads... :cautious:

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