Special Snowflake!

Nurses General Nursing

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If I hear that phrase here one more time, I might have to slap you in the forehead. Stop. Please.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.

Of course he is. You don't get away with not doing ADLs and playing candy crush unless you're super hot.

Specializes in Hospice.
I'm the sort of weirdo that didn't start looking at profiles until I noticed people were looking at mine. When I filled it in I figured no one would read it...

Any clinician worth her (or his) salt is going to gather as much information as possible.

That's what I love about Nursing; you can be nosey and no one thinks anything of it lol.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Any clinician worth her (or his) salt is going to gather as much information as possible.

That's what I love about Nursing; you can be nosey and no one thinks anything of it lol.

What are you trying to say about me as a clinician? You trying to start something? Because I will straight up run the hell away.

Specializes in Hospice.
What are you trying to say about me as a clinician? You trying to start something? Because I will straight up run the hell away.

I'm a COB-of COURSE I'm trying to start something!! 😈

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Queen Bat. All other Crusties must do obeisance in your presence on threads.

Nope. Unlikely. Green Tea can be the queen. Or I am.

Au contraire. True COBs bow to no one, and we are all sisters (and maybe a few brothers) to every other COB. None of us rule the roost, nor do we aspire to. Bow to one of us, bow to all of us. Better yet, join us.

{{Love ya, Ruby!}}

Oh Ruby Vee, I think of you as the Empress, GreenTea is Professor Emeritus, and Esme, the Goddess!

Since I am female, I would prefer "Emerita." ;) Just sayin'.

I am perfectly willing to join that awesome triumvirate on that basis. You could call us the (Three) EEEs. We've been around long enough to all have wide flat feet. :) We could go soaring through the air chasing those damn rainbow-farting unicorns, yelling, "EEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEE!"

Au contraire. True COBs bow to no one, and we are all sisters (and maybe a few brothers) to every other COB. None of us rule the roost, nor do we aspire to. Bow to one of us, bow to all of us. Better yet, join us.

{{Love ya, Ruby!}}

*swoons*

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
I'm a COB-of COURSE I'm trying to start something!! 😈

NET...O? NET...M?

I'm not sure which unfairly maligned age group I belong to, but as soon as I figure it out I'm making an acronym and then you'll be sorry.

Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.
Au contraire. True COBs bow to no one, and we are all sisters (and maybe a few brothers) to every other COB. None of us rule the roost, nor do we aspire to. Bow to one of us, bow to all of us. Better yet, join us.

Are you calling us all hobbits? I admit my feet are a bit hairy.....

Filthy hobbitses

Specializes in Mental Health, Gerontology, Palliative.
I will not accept that Snowflakes and COBs are the only options. There must be a happy medium in there somewhere.

Crusty old/young snowflake?

Special Old Bats? (SOB)

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