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OK, just kidding. Wondering why people ask total strangers on the internet for advise regarding major life changes. I don't want to name names, but a lot of people come to this site and ask questions better answered by people closer to the situation...
Hey, lets all just go part time on our jobs, become a giant troupe of strippers--I can see it now the naughty nurse nights at the Strip-a-go-go Lounge will be SOLD OUT!! and PG scores will be at their highest level EVER!!Option a reality show, maybe some get well picture cards that is against HIPPO to send to patients, a calender to put in the rest rooms, we all have to wear bright pink or red thongs under whites to make sure the patients recognize us, and when doctors treat us like dirt remind them of how better we did on the lap dance he requested the night before....
THEN we shall all inhabit a private carribean island of our own choosing, where it does not snow, therefore, no special snowflakes....
Shoot! Now we really need a bigger boat. Forget inhabiting our own island, lets just stay on the boat! We can have our own cruise ship.
I've been told that I need to improve my a) report, b) med pass, c) assessments or d) some other skill. I heard NETY and now I know that it is true! What should I do? Because, obviously, this feedback cannot be true! I was always told I was a good when I was a student!
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i rim am working with a bunch of old crusty bats. I ignore them for the most part and refuse to eat lunch with them. But my problem is that they ignore me when I need help! How do I get the people I ignore pay attention to me she I want the to!
As is my standard excuse of late: I am jumping in without having found time to consider previous posts. That said, You should not sell your house and move!
Please sign said house over to me, retain partial property rights, trust me to train said dog to surf island waves in anticipation of your return -- and do not neglect to include supplementary funds to cover my deep sorrow at your loss of time at said property site.
>>>>>LOL>>>>>Choking
Biosciencegeek
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I call "towel boy." Oooh, me,me,me,me! I'm great with a spray bottle too!