September 2019 Caption Contest

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  1. And the $100 winner is...

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      Vaccinate or Die!!!!
    • 22
      Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
    • 11
      Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
    • 10
      But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
    • 9
      Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
    • 11
      At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
    • 29
      H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!

93 members have participated

halloween caption contest 2019

Halloween is right around the corner. If you can come up with the winning caption you win $100. It's that simple.

Do you have what it takes? ?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules.

CAPTION CONTEST RULES:

  • Winner wins $100.
  • Everyone is allowed to participate!
  • You may submit multiple captions.
  • A TOP Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest.
  • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
  • The Winner will be announced no later than 75 days from the start of the contest.
  • Captions must be posted on allnurses.com to participate.
  • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

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Update (Sept 24, 2019)

Thank you everyone! We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

Top Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!!

Update (Oct 18, 2019)

Thank you @Feral.Cat.Herder for the winning caption. Cartoon can be found at

The moment right after the nurse administers Narcan.

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It appears death has arrived.

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Specializes in ambulant care.

Why Halloween ???

Just a normal day at the Rungholt-Social-Station.

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In a world where antibiotics have stopped being effective; the STI got a lot scarier.

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They cardioverted him this morning and he's in sinus rhythm now. You're late!

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"Stop! The hiccups are gone."

"Bring in Dracula, it's time to draw some blood."

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Specializes in critical care, med/surg.

I'm sorry sir, I told them Robert Smythe"!

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“Hey charge, I think another bed is about to be open!”

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Announcer: Dr. Death and Robonurse have taken control of the hospital placing staff into trance-like states and throwing patients into spasms of terror! Oh the horrors! Will nurse Julie wake up, will her patient survive?! Tune in next week for the spine tingling continuation of this suspenseful episode!

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Specializes in Nephrology Home Therapies, Wound Care, Foot Care..

I swear to God, I do NOT get paid enough for this nonsense!

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oh come on the needle isn't THAT big!

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Specializes in Ortho, peds.

Bowel prep before the release of GoLYTELY

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