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September 2019 Caption Contest

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by Joe V Joe V (Admin) Writer Innovator Expert

Joe V specializes in Programming / Strategist / Web Development.

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You are reading page 3 of September 2019 Caption Contest. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

Select your favorite caption(s)...

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  1. 1. And the $100 winner is...

    • Vaccinate or Die!!!!
      31
    • Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
      22
    • Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
      11
    • But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
      10
    • Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
      9
    • At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
      11
    • H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!
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93 members have participated

35 Posts; 914 Profile Views

oh come on the needle isn't THAT big!

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angiebelle440 has 7 years experience and specializes in Ortho, peds.

15 Posts; 693 Profile Views

Bowel prep before the release of GoLYTELY

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evastone has 4 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in CEN.

108 Posts; 4,905 Profile Views

"H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I an NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!"

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Leader25 has 35 years experience.

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Call off the code BLUE,he is awake now!

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31 Posts; 1,357 Profile Views

Alright, I promise, no more call bell!

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31 Posts; 1,357 Profile Views

The Pharmaceutical Rep convention is down the hall!

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31 Posts; 1,357 Profile Views

Now I definitely need the bedpan!

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5 Posts; 527 Profile Views

Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.  

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Mr.Clay91 specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

3 Posts; 17 Profile Views

"Either you consent to the TransUrethral Needle Ablation or Dr. Grim over there will collect your manhood." 

 

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Mr.Clay91 specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

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"What has you so frightened? I numb it and he cuts it." 

"I don't think I want the circumcision anymore."

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Mr.Clay91 specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

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"Just because I have one eye, does not mean I'll miss and you die. I've already practiced on two other patients today." 

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6 Posts; 198 Profile Views

I don't know what's worse, a robot with a giant needle or grim reaper coming for me.

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