September 2019 Caption Contest

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  1. And the $100 winner is...

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      Vaccinate or Die!!!!
    • 22
      Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
    • 11
      Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
    • 10
      But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
    • 9
      Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
    • 11
      At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
    • 29
      H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!

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halloween caption contest 2019

Halloween is right around the corner. If you can come up with the winning caption you win $100. It's that simple.

Do you have what it takes? ?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules.

CAPTION CONTEST RULES:

  • Winner wins $100.
  • Everyone is allowed to participate!
  • You may submit multiple captions.
  • A TOP Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest.
  • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
  • The Winner will be announced no later than 75 days from the start of the contest.
  • Captions must be posted on allnurses.com to participate.
  • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

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Update (Sept 24, 2019)

Thank you everyone! We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

Top Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!!

Update (Oct 18, 2019)

Thank you @Feral.Cat.Herder for the winning caption. Cartoon can be found at

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Pediatric Float, PICU, NICU.

Patient transport is here to take you for your colonoscopy!

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Introducing our Halloween staffing solution!

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

No! Our party is NOT in the On Call room!

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Specializes in Peds, MS, DIDD, Corrections, HH, LTC, School Nurse.

Vaccinate or Die!!!!

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Looks like I'm hallucinating again!!

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

With advances in Telehealth and computer algorithms, nurses can be replaced by robots... keeping death at bay.

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Ok sir I’ve already tried to put in an IV twice and failed so I’ve called for some help

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But what scared Stanley most of all was seeing his nurse doff PPE without washing her hands.

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The visitors did not seem to care about contact precautions.

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Really wish former coworkers from my old job would stop haunting my dreams!

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That time during the shift when you're so overwhelmed you ain't even got time for death. So you call security on him.

That feeling when the haldol kicks in...

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