Nurses General Nursing
Published Aug 30, 2015
The other day, I had someone say,..."That's my ****, referring to a spot on the floor dark in color. LOL!
I am sure you all have tons of them!
NursesRmofun, ASN, RN
1,239 Posts
I brought in my post-op heart pts Lipitor the other day, and was going through the name/side effects etc, when he interrupts and says "Lipitor? That thing should be called Gigantor!"Cheers
Cheers
Why not?...I guess. LOL
enuf_already
789 Posts
The old biddies are obsessed with the (insert rhyming word for boobs that starts with a t)
Tubes? Rhyming word for boobs with a t?
I still can't figure out what you mean. I know a word that starts with t but doesn't rhyme with the word boobs.
Duh, just figured out you meant rhymes with biddies. Holy cow I'm dense. I shouldn't even post this and reveal my stupidity but I can't stop laughing at myself.
AJJKRN
1,224 Posts
I was changing an attend on a very confused LOL during a shift and the TV in her room was on. She stopped me and whispered in my ear while pointing at the TV, "Don't let them see my kitty dear!". I promised to keep her "kitty" covered!
OrganizedChaos, LVN
1 Article; 6,883 Posts
Tubes? Rhyming word for boobs with a t? I still can't figure out what you mean. I know a word that starts with t but doesn't rhyme with the word boobs.Duh, just figured out you meant rhymes with biddies. Holy cow I'm dense. I shouldn't even post this and reveal my stupidity but I can't stop laughing at myself.
Thank you for helping me. I thought I was the only one who couldn't figure it out.
SapphireJulzRN
28 Posts
Years ago when I worked at a care center, there was a lil ol lady that had a chair alarm in her wheelchair. Every time she tried to stand up, the alarm would go off, "Beep beep beep..."
After about the 3rd time the alarm beeped, she loudly exclaimed, "Well if somebody would just feed those damn birds, maybe they'd shut the hell up!" :)
Twinmom06, ASN, APN
1,171 Posts
I'm just as dense...thank you for explaining!
Purple_roses
1,763 Posts
This is hilarious! You mapped out your entire thought process.
Jensmom7, BSN, RN
1,907 Posts
Nope, I thought the same thing lol.
Farawyn
12,646 Posts
Bless Your Heart
brittnurse
1 Post
Just yesterday I was asking my patient if he wanted to get up to the chair and then he said "only if I can touch your boobs" lol I didn't know how to reply back to that.
middleagednurse
554 Posts
Patient: " I am ready for my vibrator"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Patient: "I am ready for respiratory therapy to vibrate my lungs"
WKShadowNP, DNP, APRN
2,077 Posts
A few months ago I had a septuagenarian send her spouse of 50+ years out in the hall while she disrobed and was placed on telemetry. "He's never seen me naked." Welp, okay.
They have seven children.
I guess he "felt" his way?