Favorite bumper stickers

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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.

Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.

Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!

Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

Some watch ER. We live it!

ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

Nurses make better friends than enemas.

"Driver carries no cash - she's a teacher."

Not nursing related but I thought it was cute.

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Specializes in Medical Surgical.

Here' a couple that I like...

"Nurses do it with care"

and

"Feel safe tonight, sleep with a Nurse"

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Specializes in Hospice.

Not nursing related:

Democrats treat dogs like people, republicans treat people like dogs.

It gave me a chuckle while driving around in super-conservative Utah.

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Specializes in LTC.

bumper sticker said" Look at this idiot behind me"

"If you are going to ride my a@# at least pull my hair"

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I saw a one just two days ago on the gas lid to a person's car who lives in the same building as I do. It said Gas prices STINK!

What made it funny was that it was where the gentleman placed it. He's a veteran and has a good sense of humor.

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We were having a discussion at church about why some people had such a negative view of the church. I told them I had seen a bumper sticker that said:

Too many Christians, not enough lions.

I was surprised how this caused them the roar with laughter, no pun intented.

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Specializes in Psych.
Here' a couple that I like...

"Nurses do it with care"

and

"Feel safe tonight, sleep with a Nurse"

I've seen the 'feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse' one before, I love it. But don't have the guts to put it on my car :)

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Similar-also seen on a VW bus- "slow for a car, but pretty fast for a house!"

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Specializes in burn ICU, SICU, ER, Trauma Rapid Response.

This was on an old truck I bought:

"Rehab is for quiters"

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Specializes in Cardiac, Telemetry.

This was on a car I parked next to the other day:

"Get off my tail. I'm not that kind of car."

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Specializes in MDS/Office.

"Gas Grass or @#%

Nobody rides for free"

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Specializes in Intermediate care.

Not nursing related but:

"Isn't a smoking area in a restaurant like a peeing area in a swimming pool?"

Nursing related:

"Nurses are trained to save your ass. Not to kiss it."

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