Favorite bumper stickers

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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.

Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.

Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!

Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

Some watch ER. We live it!

ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

Nurses make better friends than enemas.

Saw this one on an old VW van: O to 60 MPH in 20 min

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Saw this one on an old VW van: O to 60 MPH in 20 min
LMAOO :yeah::lol2:
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Saw this one on an old VW van: O to 60 MPH in 20 min
LMAOO :yeah::lol2:
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I had this on my old toyota.. "My Other Car Is A Broom."

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I am speeding because I have to take a poop!

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Specializes in Adult Acute Care Medicine.

"You can't scare me, I'm a nurse"

"Managed care may be hazzardous to your health"

"You don't have to believe everything you think"

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

"Be Kind to Nurses. We Stop Doctors From Accidentally Killing You"

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Specializes in ICU, Home Health, Camp, Travel, L&D.

Midwives help people out...

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

"Spiritual people inspire me. Religious people scare me."

"Be nice to your kids; they'll choose your nursing home."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"ER Nurse. Pass me now, see me later."

(Next to a picture of a confederate flag in a "no" circle") "You lost, get over it."

(on an ancient Toyota Tercel wagon) "Pimp Mobile."

(on a bicycle) "This is my other vehicle."

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

"Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home."

"The best things in life aren't things."

"ER nurse; pass me now, see me later."

"Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?"

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Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

OK, so this is not a bumper sticker, but a T-shirt that I saw. A morbidly obese man was wearing a T-shirt that read, "Reformed Anorexic". I asked him to reimburse me for the coffee that I spit out when I saw it!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

not nursing related, but i saw one with the same saying as a t-shirt i bought my husband:

geezer formerly known as stud muffin

bumper sticker:

getting old was not on my bucket list

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