Favorite bumper stickers

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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.

Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.

Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!

Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

Some watch ER. We live it!

ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

Nurses make better friends than enemas.

Specializes in Trauma/Critical Care.

"Nurses Save Your A^%$#.... They Don't Kiss It!!"

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Specializes in Cardiac Cath Lab, LTC.

My fave nursing bumper sticker........"I'm a nurse, here to save your a$$, not kiss it!" LOVE that one.

My fave non-nursing......"I brake for hallucinations" the guy driving it looked like Jerry Garcia :)

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Psych, Tele, ICU.

"University of Florida. Worth leaving home for."

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funny one i saw a while back...

"if you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?"

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

:hhmth:Love it!!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

"What happens in Vermont stays in Vermont. But nothing really happens."

On a T-shirt "I'm from Worchester Worsester Wooster Worcester"

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Specializes in Wound Care.

"Be nice....I dispense the HAPPY PILLS"

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Specializes in Nasty sammiches and Dilaudid.

"Welcome to Montana--Now Go Home"

"God Bless Our Troops, Especially Our Snipers" (that one's on my truck currently). :D

(upside down on any number of Jeeps) "If You Can Read This, Flip Me Over"

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Specializes in Telemetry, Med-Surg, ED, Psych.

favorites:

"I am not gay but my boyfriend is"

"Lets start with 10mgs of I Don't Care"

"Who would Jesus Torture"

"Livestoned" (parody- had a photoshopped pic of Lance Armstrong smoking pot)

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Not a bumper sticker, but in the same spirit...

T-shirt w/a memo on it saying:

Dear Dorothy,

Hate Oz. Took the shoes.

Find your own way home.

Toto

:D :D

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Specializes in Emergency.

Not a bumper sticker, but on a license plate "Priapism" I almost wrecked my car I was laughing so hard! What I want to know is is he a urologist mabye or just bragging?

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Not nursing related, but got a kick out of it!

Stop Honking! Can't you see I'm on the phone?

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