Favorite bumper stickers

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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.

Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.

Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!

Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

Some watch ER. We live it!

ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

Nurses make better friends than enemas.

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Not nursing related but I nearly wrecked when I saw this on a car in front of me:

If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a&&!

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

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Specializes in Med/Surg, DSU, Ortho, Onc, Psych.

I was stuck in traffic today (very unusual in Perth) as they were doing roadworks.

Anyway the car in front of me had a sticker on the back window saying:

'The lab called. Your brain is ready!'

At least I got a chuckle whilst sitting for nearly 30 minutes in the car!

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Specializes in med/surg, wound/ostomy.

My favorite - Glory be the day when hospitals get the money they need and the airforce has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

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Specializes in floor to ICU.

On a tiny vehicle being pulled by a large RV:

I go where I'm towed.

oops...not nursing related...sorry!

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Specializes in Nurse Leader specializing in Labor & Delivery.

My husband has a bumpersticker that reads:

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your member.

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

my daughter has one- " Jesus may love you, but I think you are an *******" My all time favorite is one I saw about 20 years ago, "if you are gonna be a ****, go lay in the yard" !!

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Specializes in OB.

My favorite - given to me by a friend:

"I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister"

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Specializes in Med/Surg, DSU, Ortho, Onc, Psych.

I 4got about this one till I started reading the above.

I was driving to work one day, and saw the car registration in front of me said: 1DNR! Then the very NEXT car that came along said: CPR! I was sure a patient at work would code, but nothing happened!

How bizarre is that....

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Specializes in corrections.
My favorite - given to me by a friend:

"I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister"

haha i LOVE it, saw one that said don't make me release the flying monkeys

i luv wicked (the book)

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I have quiet a few of them-I have been told by random drivers/people they love my bumper stickers and asked where I got them.My two favorite are NO FUR (as dont dont wear real fur products),and REAL MEN ARE KIND TO ANIMALS.

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