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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.
Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!
Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.
Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!
Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.
Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you
Some watch ER. We live it!
ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!
Nurses make better friends than enemas.
Not a bumper sticker, but on a license plate "Priapism" I almost wrecked my car I was laughing so hard! What I want to know is is he a urologist mabye or just bragging?
I always wanted to meet a nurse who had that guys walk in to her ER........"Yes, I've had an erection longer than 4 hours. Can you help me?"
sharpeimom
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i just sent that one to our neighbor who is a urologist and he just emailed back that i have to come clean the iced tea that's all over his monitor...
we three wives refer to our husbands as larry darryl and darryl sometimes. all three are excellent in their chosen fields, but none is good at some types of household repairs.
the second darryl is an chemical engineer.