Favorite bumper stickers

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These are great! I found them on this website, but I copied some of them for you here.

Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

Trauma nurse: your stupidity is my job security.

Be nice to me...I might be your nurse some day!

Be nice to your nurse-we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

Some watch ER. We live it!

ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

Nurses make better friends than enemas.

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.
not a bumper sticker, but on a license plate "priapism" i almost wrecked my car i was laughing so hard! what i want to know is is he a urologist mabye or just bragging?

i just sent that one to our neighbor who is a urologist and he just emailed back that i have to come clean the iced tea that's all over his monitor...:D

we three wives refer to our husbands as larry darryl and darryl sometimes. all three are excellent in their chosen fields, but none is good at some types of household repairs.:uhoh3::confused: the second darryl is an chemical engineer.

Specializes in Critical Care, LTAC, Post-Partum.
Not a bumper sticker, but on a license plate "Priapism" I almost wrecked my car I was laughing so hard! What I want to know is is he a urologist mabye or just bragging?

I always wanted to meet a nurse who had that guys walk in to her ER........"Yes, I've had an erection longer than 4 hours. Can you help me?"

Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.
I always wanted to meet a nurse who had that guys walk in to her ER........"Yes, I've had an erection longer than 4 hours. Can you help me?"

When I was an ER volunteer, that happened more than once.

I miss the ER.

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