C'Mon Now!

WineRN · May 21, 2018

Kinder teacher: "I think Little Darling has a fever because I felt a few other kid's heads and her's was the warmest"
C'MON NOW!!!

This made me laugh out loud in my office suddenly and scare the little one i have in here resting.

OldDude · May 21, 2018

Kinder teacher: "I think Little Darling has a fever because I felt a few other kid's heads and her's was the warmest"
C'MON NOW!!!

I think that's profiling...

nmr79 · May 22, 2018

Two 8th grade girls come in laughing and clutching their stomachs. "We just chugged a bunch of Coke so we could use the empty bottle for our bottle rocket project." Me: Well, it's time for some natural consequences. Them: Wait, like, can we just drink some water? Or lay down? Me: Well, those will likely not help your symptoms. You can sit here for 2 minutes and then go back to class.

I can't deal with stupidity anymore!

SchoolNurseTXstyle · May 22, 2018

Don't you just love it when a teacher decides that that old pesky medication policy doesn't apply to them??? Especially when that poor baby has a microscopic scratch that needs neosporin immediately so it won't get infected...............

C'MON NOW!!!

ruby_jane, BSN, RN · May 22, 2018

Limping LD: A friend accidentally hurt my ankle.

Me: How?

LD: She...ran in to me.

Me: What were you doing?

LD: I was on the floor.

Me: WHY were you on the floor? (And know, dear brothers and sisters, that I never ask high schoolers why they do anything because...you know).

LD: We weren't really doing anything and I was lying on the floor and she fell on me.

Me: Where was the teacher?

LD: Sitting in the center of the circle.

iggywench, BSN, RN · May 23, 2018

I just had a student come in and ask for "pins". I asked what kind of pins; did she want safety pins? No, she needed a few ink pens, and she saw that my assistant had a full cup of them on her desk. I advised her that the clinic is not the place to come and ask for school supplies; that she needs to check with the front office, or buy one in the library. Come on, now!

WineRN · May 23, 2018

I just spent 5 minutes arguing with a kindergartner who had an accident and had to change pants about wearing his pants the right way and not backwards back to class.

Take me now summer break!

OhioBPH · May 24, 2018

LD: I was on the floor.
Me: WHY were you on the floor? (And know, dear brothers and sisters, that I never ask high schoolers why they do anything because...you know).

I had one yesterday:

"I got kicked in the head at recess"

Oh man, how did that happen?

"i was laying ON THE GROUND and they got pushed into me"

BeckyESRN · May 31, 2018

Kinder (good friends with my son) comes in; he has blue stripes from fingers to elbows "Hi (son's mom) I need a new bandaid please"

Me: Sure, but, I gotta ask. What's with the stripes dude?

Kinder: We're not taking about that, that's not why I'm here

So now I have no idea why he decided to be a blue tiger today...

BrisketRN, BSN, RN · May 31, 2018

Our site manager just showed me an email from a parent demanding we turn our air conditioning off. She claims that the "extreme temperature differences" between inside the school (72-76F) and outside the school (90F) is making her precious snowflake sick.

That's not how science works.

Bring a sweater.

OyWithThePoodles, RN · Aug 1, 2018

First Day of school today. Summer was too short. C'mon now!

Eleven011 · Aug 1, 2018

Boo!! Too early!! Hope you have a great day though!