C'Mon Now!

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Had a kid bring his wet, bloody tooth and plop it right on my desk.

C'mon now!

Or the kid that did running knee slide into my office.

C'mon now!

The ones old enough to cover their mouths but choose to cough right in your face instead.

All together: C'mon now!!

Some things just make me shake my head.

Kiddo comes in

Kid: Johnny thinks he is rich. He tells the whole class how rich he is. I've been to his house, he isn't rich. He's just average. I mean his house isn't even made out of gold bricks!

This made me chuckle.

Ha! That is a really high threshold to set!

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Kinder(teacher's kid no less) "My forehead hurts when I press it like this" proceeds to put one hand on the front of her head and the other on the back and push

Me: Stop doing that

Kinder: oh, okay. It feels better now

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New game, 7th and 8th grade boys. C'mon now!!!

Bloody knuckles - Wikipedia

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Specializes in school nursing/ maternal/child hospital based.
New game, 7th and 8th grade boys. C'mon now!!!

Bloody knuckles - Wikipedia

Fantastic! We have a neck slapping game going on right now. A student will run up and slap another student on the back of the neck as hard as they can. Seriously!?!?!?

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New game, 7th and 8th grade boys. C'mon now!!!

Bloody knuckles - Wikipedia

I was so good at this game in high school. Just sayin'

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I had this to deal with at 7:45 this morning....

Kid- My hearing aid got wet.

Me- ......How?

Kid- Ummm well I dipped it in my milk....

Me- On purpose?

Kid- Yep

Me- Okay, then....here is a paper towel...dry it off and don't do that anymore....And get a fresh milk!

HAPPY FRIDAY!

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.

3rd grader - "I'm feeling pressure in my ear, like when you're on an airplane. But I'm not on an airplane." Huh...I thought we were cruising along at 30,000 feet today.

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2nd grader

"My fake nail fell off." (It was one of those with the adhesive sticker on the back, so no damage was done.)

I'm a nurse not a beautician!

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When a teacher comes in during lunch hour when you have kids in for meds, diabetics, wounds from recess and the teacher with seriousness says "there is a sub teacher here today and she seen a girl scratch her head and she's concerned she may have lice, and lice freaks her out, can you check her now, C'mon now!

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5th grader "Someone sneezed on me"

me: "That was rude of them"

5th grader ::continues to stare at me and hands me pass:: Teacher wrote "student was sneezed on"

me: "ok...is there something else?"

5th: "No?"

I don't really know which one my C'mon now is directed at

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Kinder teacher: "I think Little Darling has a fever because I felt a few other kid's heads and her's was the warmest"

C'MON NOW!!!

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Specializes in School health, pediatrics.
Kinder teacher: I felt a few other kid's heads and her's was the warmest"

What are they doing in class??

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