Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Specializes in Home Health.

This is a no brainer for me...without a doubt, Kevin Bacon.

(Mr. Bacon, it's time for your bedbath..... :chuckle)

Others I would like would be Steven Tyler, Roy DuPuis, I'm sure I'll think of more as soon as I hit the submit button.

Hoolahan, you are too funny...

That could be a whole other thread.."PEOPLE WE'D LIKE TO GIVE BEDBATHS!!"

LMAO!! :roll

Cameron Diaz, Lucy Lui, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jennifer Aniston....all in a 4 bed ward room...my idea of heaven......

Dave

Whoopie Goldberg and Robin Williams. I love their humor. Nursing vision therapy for me would be having Kevin Costner as a patient.

Just a side note.....the real Patch Adams is the keynote speaker at the American Academy of Nurse Practitioners conference in Reno, NV this summer....that is just so cool.

Linda

I've had "local celeb" patients and or their families and while some were really nice, some were your typical prima donnas wanting us to kiss their @**. But even though I'm gulity of blushing and stammering, I treat them the same as everyone else. Now if Mel Gibson or Harrison Ford were to come to Lousisana.......:blushkiss

Originally posted by Dplear

Cameron Diaz, Lucy Lui, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jennifer Aniston....all in a 4 bed ward room...my idea of heaven......

Dave

Foley's and bed baths for all!!! Staff included ;) ,( cept the foley)

Specializes in LTC/Peds/ICU/PACU/CDI.

don't currently have any celebrities in mind at the moment that i would actually want to nurse...i'll have to give that some thought.

but...

originally posted by lasvegasrn

...having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: )....

....would really love to be in this situation if only...just once :devil: - heeeeee!!!...lol :D :rolleyes: :p :chuckle ;):roll

I'll share but don't make fun....

Dan Rather

Anyone that can report the news and just barely keep it together when reporting something truly heartbreaking is my kinda person.

Having spent most of my life in the music industry, I've met a lot of celebrities, and living in Nashville doesn't hurt, either. I don't think I'd care to take care of most of the people I've met IRL. I guess fantasy patients would be different.

I did have to take care of a gentleman with whom I'd dealt with in my previous life. He was married to something like his fifth wife or something like that, and he called her the wrong name once when I was in the room!! LOL

Love

Dennie

DAVE MATTHEWS...That man just makes me melt!!! He isn't the best looking fella, but his lyrics...OHHHHH (SWOOOON):p

Specializes in ORTHOPAEDICS-CERTIFIED SINCE 89.

I did get to meet Mohammed Ali once...what a nice man he was.

I always wanted to have Elvis as a patient. Never did own a Cadillac!

Andy Garcia, Aidan Quinn, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Affleck, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer............God, this list could go on and on !! I'll be having sweet dreams tonite !!

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