Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Specializes in obstetrics(high risk antepartum, L/D,etc.

Hmmmmm-----Robert Redford, Paul Newman. No matter how old they get, they are still --well---you know. Another is Yanni.. drool. Now, mind you, I really don't want to see these guys ill. Maybe for a real intense physical?;) :chuckle :roll

Richard Gere...

my very favorite singer (in the whole wide world) is adam duritz from counting crows.

something about nursing him...watching him puke, or poop takes some of the appeal away from me....lol

id never get over it...id be listening to his music and thinking...yeah he sounds real good singing but he makes a far different noise when he pukes.....lol

Barney the Dinosaur,

Val Kilmer,

Back street boys,

Martha Stwart,

linda trip,

*RING**RING*

"yes pharmacy I need a 60cc syringe of Potassium Cloride STAT. click

Here barney, the nice nurse wont hurt your - YOU BIG PURPLE BASTARD!!!

SORRY guys, childhood flashbacks!

pharmacy:

yes sir, and would the potassium you are ordering be for you sir, or the dinosaur?

Originally posted by Zhakrin

Barney the Dinosaur...

*RING**RING*

"yes pharmacy I need a 60cc syringe of Potassium Cloride STAT. click

Here barney, the nice nurse wont hurt your - YOU BIG PURPLE BASTARD!!!

SORRY guys, childhood flashbacks!

I just spit OJ all over my monitor!!! :chuckle :roll :chuckle

That, I'm sure, would make the day of zillions of parents of preschoolers!!! Luckily my 2 y/o can't stand him.

I would love to take care of Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Kevin Smith (director/writer of Jay & Silent Bob and the Jersey Trilogy...he's got to be even funnier in person), Alanis Morrissette, Dave Matthews, Billy Joel, Matthew McConaghey (I can't spell his name to save my life, but he is soooooooooo handsome ;).). This was a great thread!

I just hope my husband doesn't find this thread. LOL:eek:

Would love to be private duty nurse for Mel Gibson...He wouldn't have to lift a finger!!!!

Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery...

These guys have great genes...they get better looking as they age...why can't I do that...LOL?

Specializes in Adult Med-Surg, Rehab, and Ambulatory Care.

I can see I am not the only Harrison Ford junkie on this board! :chuckle The man is a DREAM. Mel Gibson or Sting come a close second.

However, since I doubt very seriously that he (plural) will be pregnant or having babies anytime in the near future, I doubt I'd get him as a patient! ;)

OK guys..I am so glad none of you know me personally...because I would never admit this to anyone I know.....

I would LOVE to take care of a couple of the WWF wrestlers.......THE ROCK.....and TRIPLE H........ooohhh baby!!!!!

massEDgirl..... I have a thing for The ROCK too... Don't be ashamed..Thats one Rock I would LOVe to climb!! HEHEHE

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