Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Specializes in Emergency Room.

denzel washington would be good to do a head to toe assessment on!!! :chuckle

Whoopie Goldberg and Robin Williams. I love their humor. Nursing vision therapy for me would be having Kevin Costner as a patient.

Just a side note.....the real Patch Adams is the keynote speaker at the American Academy of Nurse Practitioners conference in Reno, NV this summer....that is just so cool.

Linda

Haven't gotten past your post yet because you hit the nail on the head for me... I was thinking Robin Williams and the Whoopster.

You have to go see Patch if you can... I considered it a real priviledge ( spell check that word, can't spell to save my life at times)... a cool guy

In the music venue ot would be Jimmy Buffett, Carlos Santana, Alan Jackson, Eric Clapton, Ringo, and the devine Miss M.

I was a volunteer EMT for a college I attended in the early 70's and the National Lampoon show was playing on campus...one of the cast members was experiencing severe abdominal cramps... we were going to take him to the hospital and he declined... we thought he was an idiot because he was doubled over and diaphoretic but when he signed the AMA we REALLY thought "what a jerk" he used his stage name... before it was well known... it was Meat Loaf :stone we thought..."who the heck is this guy?"

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

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John Cusack and Edward Norton. YUMMY! :)

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