Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

My celebrity would be a sick little child in need of lots of hugs, kisses, and all the love I could give. Other than that, there are no special celebrities for me.

Fran

I think it would be Mel Gibson, George Clooney and Pierce Brosnan!!!!

actor taye diggs or eddie cibiran (from third watch) because i would be in a good mood seeing them topless ALL DAY!:)

I giggled over reading this thread the second time around. Ahhh, fantasies are great!!! My family was just talking today about how celebs are not always as nice as they appear to be, but just let me have my little dreams! Our cousin is a tv producer in Nashville, and was regaling everyone at the Thanksgiving table with celeb stories. That's all right though, I'll just see them in my dreams.:cool: :p :kiss

David Duchovny...mostly to get scoops about a friend of his!

Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

Toby Keith, hands down!! ;)

...it's time for your bed bath...(he he he)

Specializes in OB/GYN.

Oh YUM! What an exciting thought.............

Hmmmmmmmm, who shall I choose?????

Madonna

Angelina Jolie

Mel Gibson

Orlando Bloom

Johnny Depp

The Rock

Sean Connery

Sean Penn

Ian McKellen

All of the Fab 5....Queer Eye for the Straight Guy..........they would be such a hoot!

Michael Madsen

Lucy Liu

Brad Pitt

..............................and on and on and on!!!

:roll :rolleyes:

So many celebs, so little time!!!

any of the POWDERFINGER boys.. :)

Russell Crowe - without doubt. Seems like a nice bloke . . .

Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.
Originally posted by Evie

any of the POWDERFINGER boys.. :)

Ok, I gotta ask, who are the Powderfinger boys? ....or do I really want to know?:p

Specializes in OB/GYN.
:eek: Yeah! Who are the POWDER finger boys????????????????????:chuckle
Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Oh wow. I'd love to give a bed bath to John Cusack. I'm nuts about him as you can see from my piccy of him I use. Of course I wouldn't want him to be sick or injured. :devil:

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