ShelleyERgirl LPN

ShelleyERgirl has 20 years experience as a LPN and specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Latest Activity

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   feeling stupid

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Amcz's topic in LPN to RN

   I can understand that you are discouraged but take heart, like some others said some people may change their minds before classes even start. We lost four people before the first day so you could...
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   Losing Weight While In School

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Joe V's topic in General Students

   Lord, I would love to forget to eat! Well, maybe not because then I would probably be dead and that would suck very much bad....... Kudos to you all who have lost weight, I just don't want to have to...
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   My nursing school story

   ShelleyERgirl replied to SC APRN's topic in General Students

   Way to go girl! I am also a vet although Navy not Army and I too have had to take the looonng way around. Fortunately, my issue was not being deployed but family health issues. I was in an RN program...
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   My 9 year old patient was raped and required surgery

   ShelleyERgirl replied to ssouthernyankee's topic in Patient Safety Issues

   That is wonderful! I am so happy for you and your new little girl. May God bless you and your
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   Tossing Your Cookies...

   ShelleyERgirl replied to JasmDasm's topic in General Nursing

   Excessive earwax, had patient eat his after irrigating his ears and then showing him how much i got out. Everything else, bring it
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   Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   :yeahthat:
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   Orders you wish you could have written in the chart...

   ShelleyERgirl replied to NurseKatie08's topic in Nursing Humor

   To the pt's PIA daughter, please drink one tall glass of "shut the hell up" and don't call me unless there is a
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   Something fun: What would you REALLY like to say to new PARENTS?

   ShelleyERgirl replied to BabyLady's topic in Ob/Gyn

   Didn't I see you on Maury Povich trying to figure out who your Last baby's daddy was? Are you
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   please i need your prayers

   ShelleyERgirl replied to tigger2sassy1's topic in General Nursing

   I am so sorry for your loss. Will be praying for you and please know that you:icon_hug::icon_hug: are definitely not
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    The strangest thing you've ever seen on an x-ray?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to Spirit of Humor's topic in Nursing Humor

    a cervical thermometer, a patient trying to get pregnant was checking her mucous when she accidently pushed it through the cervical os.
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :rotfl: Erik, you kill
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :rotfl::rotfl:
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Floriidagirl, your post made me laugh so hard, I had to get up and clean off my monitor because I spit out my drink all over it! Just trying to imagine making a baby stop
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    please i need your prayers

    ShelleyERgirl replied to tigger2sassy1's topic in General Nursing

    I am so glad your husband is doing better! Please try to get some rest, we'll still be praying for the both of
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    Sexual Misconduct at work

    ShelleyERgirl replied to evilolive's topic in General Nursing

    I'm with Leslie, the female CNA needs to grow a spine and let him know she won't tolerate this, joking or