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Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

OMG I had no idea this thread was still alive!!

It was SO much fun, I'm glad to see it's still kicking :)

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
OMG I had no idea this thread was still alive!!

It was SO much fun, I'm glad to see it's still kicking :)

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Why did he just tell me that? I didn't need to know all that private info about him.:sour:

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.
I wonder what redbull in coffee tastes like.

My caffeine lovin' husband has discovered Click flavored espresso protein powder drink. Comes in 3 flavors. He absolutely adores it! Well... I'm not a coffee drinker, but I loved the mocha and caramel flavors but when I drank them around nine in the morning and was still wide awake at three AM! :confused:

I could just hear Archie Bunker saying, "THREE in the AM, Edith! THREE!":)

My eyes were in the some socket the whole time and felt as though blinking was an impossibility!:bag:

It also really increased my heart rate like crazy.

My husband? NO reaction except, "That was really good. I should have had that stuff in grad school."

Wonder if Redbull or Click produces a more pronounced reaction?

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I wonder what redbull in coffee tastes like.

In undergrad Coca-Cola came out with "Blak," which was coffee-flavored coke. Once they discontinued it, I began just putting "shots" of coffee in my coke to get the same taste and same jolt! Everyone else thinks it's disgusting but I love it, and I absolutely can't stand RedBull (taste or how it makes me feel).

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Specializes in Critical care.

love these! should be studying but I can't stop laughing. This will be my future!

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Work three days in a row? I'd love to! Said no one ever.

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Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

No, no - it's perfectly ok to bring your sneezing, snotty two-year old in to visit their newborn sibling on ECMO at 1am! Lots of parents do it.

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
In undergrad Coca-Cola came out with "Blak," which was coffee-flavored coke. Once they discontinued it, I began just putting "shots" of coffee in my coke to get the same taste and same jolt! Everyone else thinks it's disgusting but I love it, and I absolutely can't stand RedBull (taste or how it makes me feel).

My husband used to brew a pot of coffee so strong that no one else we work with will touch it without diluting it. Then he'd open up four packets of instant coffee and stir them in. He had to drink it fast, because the styrofoam cups we had at work would literally melt. He's mellowed a bit with age -- just drinks Red Bull immediately after his enormously strong coffee instead of mixing in the instant.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Both of my daughters drink the sludgy coffee. It's so strong it makes me choke.:***:

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I don't care how accurate it is; PLEASE please please stop charting trach sputum as "creamy" !!! :dead:

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Me last week:

"Mr. X dropped his bar of soap six times in the shower this morning...where does he think he is? Prison?"

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