Happily Addicted to allnurses.com

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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy -- although

my boss let me go --

Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

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All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's food on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

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Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!

It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."

With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;

I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

i'm glad y'all like the song. :icon_biggrin:

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

I decided to move your thread to the General Nursing forum so all the members can comment if they wish :) Thanks again!

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It's about time we got a theme song! I was away for a very long time, but now back to amuse myself for hours on long, and procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate. Resume?! What's that? Careerbuilder.com, what's that?! Saw it once, but so boring? Much better to read posts about nursies and what they do or don't do, than to go out there and rejoin the ranks. Tnbutterfly, you rock! Brian should designate you the official member in charge of morale!

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Specializes in A myriad of specialties.

Great job, tnbutterfly!!!!!

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Hello. My name is RN007 ... and I am an allnurses.comaholic ...

Love it, tnbutterfly!

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Specializes in Brain injury,vent,peds ,geriatrics,home.

I see what ya mean.people like you are the reason were addicted to allnurses .com!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Great song!! I really need to get more addicted myself. I've been a member on this thing for almost three years, and only have a little over 500 posts. =) I guess I read a lot more than I post... some of the things I see on here are absolutely fascinating.

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I love it and I sooo relate. Sometimes I wake before the alarm goes off just to check up on whats going on. Yah, I'm addicted.

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Yup, me too.:Ball:

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And here I am, on Christmas morning, reading allnurses dot com posts as I wait for my kids to wake up ....

Merry Christmas, Nurse Friends! Next year I will become an RN. I couldn't have made it this far without you all!

:Santa1:

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Specializes in Junior Year of BSN.

Thats the cutest song ever....love it...totally relate...My name is Cherish and yes I'm addicted to Allnurses....

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