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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
my boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's food on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!
Someone copied this little ditty on another thread. . .
from another forum. . .
but still on this web site. . . :chuckle
This is very, very funny. Thought it deserved a "resurrection" even though it ain't the "holiday season". Gave me a muchly needed chuckle and a smile.
Happy addiction. . . . :)
(By the way, here's the post and thread that quoted these lyrics: https://allnurses.com/forums/f98/need-get-life-223164-2.html )
I HAVE BEEN AN R.N. FOR TWENTY EIGHT YEARS and I have done all types of nursingincluding teaching, management and consulting in most clinical areas...... including PSYCH, HOME HEALTH, AND as a consultant in a LTC with responsibility for advising the DON, DDS, and the MDS COORDINATOR. I HAVE HAD MDS 2.0 training.
NOW I FIND MYSELF AS A PATIENT.I HAD TO HAVE A HIP REPLACEMENT IN DEC., 2006 (as a result of trauma in an auto accident). As an untoward and totally unpredicted effect, I suffered a stroke. I am struggling with aspects of my physical rehab and am in a wheelchair most of the time.
I am looking :uhoh21: for a position as either MDS coordinator, TELEPHONE ADVICE NURSE, or other position that I could do from wheelchair or from home.
any suggestions ??
I am so addicted. This is the first thing I do in the morning when I get up and the last thing I do before I go to bed. My husband is seriously considereing getting rid of the computer.
I have learned more from you guys than from nursing school. I love the people I work with, but you guys are my family that I can always count on.
All nurses rule.
Tnbutterfly that is the cutest song ever. Thanks so much
momtoseven
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tnbutterfly,
that is way cool!!!!!!!