(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
my boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's food on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!
