Happily Addicted to allnurses.com

Nurses General Nursing

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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy -- although

my boss let me go --

Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

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All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's food on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

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Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!

It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."

With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;

I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

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Specializes in PICU.

Thats great...Im a new memeber and I am becomming addicted too. I think its a great place to share your expereinces and learn from others.

hhaah good song

Count me in. I don't care if I am doing something that my life depends on, I am always side tracked and led right to allnurses.com. I fractured my arm a few months ago and I would not leave until I posted. How sad! My hubby fussed all the way to th er!! Didn't care cause I pecked at the keys until I healed!!

Specializes in ER; HBOT- lots others.

okay, i had to post here...this is soooo something that has become a haven for me! i just found this site recently, and its just that its such a place to come and know that no matter what topic i am on, i can talk and feel confident. there is always someone "out-there" in nurses land that is going thru the exact same things that i am. so thanks all!!

-heather-

Specializes in Peds Hem/Onc,Peds Med/Surg.

This is so funny:lol2: I didn't really think I would be too active in this forum... however I'm slowly but surely getting addicted! It's kinda like the slogan "I bet ya can't eat just one" except it's "I bet ya can't read just one." Wasn't that ruffles? I can't remember, lol

Specializes in Med/surg,Tele,PACU,ER,ICU,LTAC,HH,Neuro.

I am only obsessed. If I am here after I get back into nursing, call me addicted.

my husband has been paying extra attn to me lately.

he's been sitting down w/me, attempting to have extended conversations, asking me to go for walks with him, wanting to cook together, etc.

the noc before last, he got up from the couch and said, "i'd like to throw that %$#*@$% laptop out the window!!!"

no one in my family has to ask.

they know it's AN.

leslie

Specializes in IM/Critical Care/Cardiology.

I hear ya!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Me too. When I was a child, I didn't do much except get picked on, was sick most of the time, was beaten, abused in other ways, and worked worked worked. :o

When I was a young adult, I joined a church and married one of the members who I didn't know at the time was :confused:mentally ill. That's where my girls came from.;)

In my late thirties, I got a job as a bus driver, and when we took camp kids to parks, we got in free, and I played, played, and played some more; especially the water parks and the rollercoasters. :D

When I turned 54, I moved to another state, and became a nurse. I lived, slept, and breathed nursing for a short while, until I became disabled. Then later, while surfing the internet, I found Allnurses where I continue to laugh, make others laugh, give some advice, and got addicted. Yep, it happened to me too, and I'm not one bit sorry.:no:

I love this sight also, very informational and addictive.

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love that bible quote christian nurse

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