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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
my boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's food on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!
I think we need a support group.AN ANonymous. We would have quite a few members.
Hello........my name is tnbutterfly....... I am a helpless but happy AN addict and I spend ALL my time on allnurses.
Dusting this one back off for holidaysThis is for all you AN addicts out there.
Um, there's an AN Anonymous thread over on the blue side. It doesn't seem to be working for us as we all enjoy AN too much to work on that addiction.
My confession from over there:
Hi, I'm Rose_Queen, and I am also addicted to AN.com. As in, I check bookmarked threads on my morning break, I check them again at lunch, and then I hit the get daily when I get home to see what other entertainment (and knowledge) I've missed. And if I wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep, I check bookmarks yet again!But I'm not bothered by my addiction at all. I love this place, the people who post here (well, most of them- there are those who get the raised eyebrow), and the sense of community where I can share things I can't share with those who don't understand.
Um, there's an AN Anonymous thread over on the blue side. It doesn't seem to be working for us as we all enjoy AN too much to work on that addiction.
Yes...I remember seeing that one. I'll have to go take a look at it.
But this one is 9 years old and has a theme song. HA HA HA Or rather HO HO HO
Bumping this up again for another Christmas....... This one's for all the allnurses addicts.
Hey, I saw that Amy Tuteur, MD (aka The Skeptical OB) over on FB has linked one of our threads here about home births. Pretty cool.
And yes, I'm still addicted. But now you have to add FB to my addictions. Mostly because I have a lot of FB friends who are skeptics of pseudo-science stuff and anti-vaxxers.
tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN
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Bumping this one up since it has a Christmas tune. Hope you will be singing this one for awhile once you join the ranks of those of us who are helplessly addicted to allnurses.