(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although my boss let me go -- Addicted to allnurses - dot- com All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's food on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Addicted to allnurses - dot - com Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man! It's time to find a nursing job for Mom." With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man; I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!! Edited Dec 22, 2016 by tnbutterfly 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 11, 2006 by sirI, MSN, APRN, NP sirI has 30 years experience as a MSN, APRN, NP and specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB. 14 Followers; 19 Articles; 13,170 Posts; 137,757 Profile Views That is TOO funny, tn. hahahahahahahahahaha - 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by EricJRN, MSN, RN EricJRN has 13 years experience as a MSN, RN and specializes in NICU. 6,666 Posts; 27,962 Profile Views Wow! Excellent work! Now we have a theme song. :) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by weetziebat 775 Posts; 7,266 Profile Views :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Yep, know the feeling. Love your song! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN VivaLasViejas has 20 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych. 8 Followers; 142 Articles; 9,712 Posts; 249,549 Profile Views I love it!!! :monkeydance: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by JaxiaKiley JaxiaKiley specializes in OR Internship starting in Jan!!. 1,782 Posts; 9,883 Profile Views Haha, that is greatness! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by muffie, RN muffie has 25 years experience as a RN and specializes in cardiac med-surg. 1,411 Posts; 8,978 Profile Views been there, done that, wrote the book ! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by EmerNurse, BSN, RN EmerNurse has 6 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Tele, ICU, ER. 437 Posts; 5,199 Profile Views :rotfl: I'll be humming that all night long!! Well done! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by live4today, RN live4today is a RN and specializes in Community Health Nurse. 5,099 Posts; 22,719 Profile Views How ingenious! I luv it!!! :roll :roll :roll Edited Dec 3, 2010 by brian removed whole quote 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 12, 2006 by CHATSDALE 4,177 Posts; 14,239 Profile Views ***you been peeking into my window*** maybe i've been reported per family 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 13, 2006 by muffie, RN muffie has 25 years experience as a RN and specializes in cardiac med-surg. 1,411 Posts; 8,978 Profile Views Callouses On Me Two Typing Fingers 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 16, 2006 by psychonurse psychonurse specializes in ER, ICU, Corrections. 291 Posts; 5,462 Profile Views There are times that I feel that way also but with less than 1000 posts I don't think that I am addicted as badly as some, but I really need to spend more time in here......this is a place that my culture lives LOL.....Nice song though and I will probably have it in the brain for the next few days....Love you all allnurses.com 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
