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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
my boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's food on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!
It's about time we got a theme song! I was away for a very long time, but now back to amuse myself for hours on long, and procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate. Resume?! What's that? Careerbuilder.com, what's that?! Saw it once, but so boring? Much better to read posts about nursies and what they do or don't do, than to go out there and rejoin the ranks. Tnbutterfly, you rock! Brian should designate you the official member in charge of morale!
Brian, ASN, RN
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That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)