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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in LDRP.

"i just started nursing school and im 2 months pregnant with triplets.. is that doable?"

"what school supplies will i need for nusing school?"

"role call for nursing students starting in Fall 2013!!!11!!"

"how hard are these courses: Nutrition 257, Bio 898, Humanities 001.. etc"

ok these are mostly on the student forum, but i got so sick of them i come here to get away from them sometimes. :rolleyes:

I'm not asking for medical advice. I just want to know if anyone else has been through this and what you did. I have a red and yellow abscess the size of a golf ball on my gluteus maximus and there is all kinds of drainage and it really hurts. I'll attach some pictures. Did your doc put you on antibiotics? Do I need surgery? Should I lance it with a safety pin that I dipped in alcohol? Will I go septic if I don't do anything about it. Remember, I'm not asking for medical advice. :D

Post-NCLEX Flow Chart:

1) If you got the good pop-up, you passed.

2) If you got the bad pop-up, you failed.

3) In case of #2, go get drunk.

4) In case of #1, you still won't believe us, so see #3.

5) "But what does it mean that I had 75/125/265/4,567,378 questions?!" See #1 and #2.

6) "What does it mean when the computer screen shut off and started laughing at me??" Proceed directly to #3.

Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.
Post-NCLEX Flow Chart:

1) If you got the good pop-up, you passed.

2) If you got the bad pop-up, you failed.

3) In case of #2, go get drunk.

4) In case of #1, you still won't believe us, so see #3.

5) "But what does it mean that I had 75/125/265/4,567,378 questions?!" See #1 and #2.

6) "What does it mean when the computer screen shut off and started laughing at me??" Proceed directly to #3.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

I swear this happened to me!

Can someone give me 3 nursing dx for my patient that has this, this, and that?

I'm all for helping people out with thier hw if I've seen an effort but, c'mon how many more "can you do my hw for me" posts are we going to see on here!?

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
I have a 2.17 GPA, failed microbiology twice, and have not taken physiology yet, do you think I will be admitted to nursing school? What are your statistics? I want to compare.

I only failed micro bcuz the teacher didn't like me. See, I am going 2 b a CRNA bcuz I don't like dealing with poop and vomit. I also would like 2 know ur IQ.

Specializes in ER.

Um, guys, I have a question....

I graduated nursing school, but I haven't passed the NCLEX. I'm a nurse, right?

RIGHT?!?!?!

I KNOW I AM! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!

(Alright, not posted quite as often, but still annoying when you say GRADUATE NURSE a million times and they dont listen!!)

Specializes in SICU.
Hey you guys, I searched but didn't find my *exact* question because I'm a special;

I'm going to get my BSN and get a job in the ICU at , I heard the nurses there make $200,000 a year. I know new grads are having trouble finding jobs but like I said, I'm so awesome they will want to hire me. I'm going to work there and save up so I can go back for my NP. After that it's off to Med. School. My longterm goal is to be a neurosurgeon because people always tell me I'm too smart to just be a nurse. I think neurosurgery will be a good fit because they never have to deal with poop (EW!) and they are all super smart like me. Besides, surgeons get to wear those long white coats, I look great in white plus I'm really tall and slim and cute so I'll look great.]

OH.MY.GOODNESS!!!

I Laughed so hard at this i had to quote it!!!!!!

Specializes in Mental Health, Medical Research, Periop.

My instructors hate me, I flunked out of nursing school over 3 lousy points! It's because I'm a horrible test taker. They should just give me 3 points, it's not that serious. I know everything about nursing, it's not my fault I'm bad at taking test. Is there an online school that will take me?

Uh, it's not the asking of "dumb" questions. It's the failing to use the search feature and asking the same questions over and over.

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.
Uh, it's not the asking of "dumb" questions. It's the failing to use the search feature and asking the same questions over and over.

Not to mention we're poking fun at ourselves too, since these are things many of us have done as well.

I think we've all been guilty at one time or another of starting a thread about something without checking to see if there's a current thread (or three) going about the same thing.

And many of us have made posts that are unbalanced or hyper-sensitive when we're upset.

People are, by nature, self-centered, so we do what works for us, even though our choice might not be the wisest course of action.

I'd like to see more people actually look at the Terms of Service. If they did, they'd know we can't give medical or legal advice. That they shouldn't actually name instructors or others in their posts. That we can't predict the actions of their particular Board of Nursing. That we really frown on the use of textspeak. And so on.

I'm guilty of not reading through all the instructions for a new gizmo or all the gobbledegook for a new website, but then I take the chance of running afoul of the rules. The same applies here.

Just a gentle reminder to keep the ribbing light-hearted without too much of an edge. And base it on actions, not people. And remember, we're all in this together.

Thanks.

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