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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
How about this one:

So, is all right if I send email/send a smoke signal to inform my facility that I am outta there?

:smokin:

No. You should drop your drawers and moon your nurse manager before escorting yourself out the door. (yes it happened):lol2:

Not really an FAQ but drives me over the edge...relates to rn/writers

Student: blah dee blah blah oops forgot I had a big assignment due/ test on Monday!! Help!!!!!!!!!! What is the answer to

Post #1 well thought out answer full of hints and leading questions to help OP find it him or herself

Post #2 Ugh. I've been a nurse for 6 months and this is what I really hate about nursing .. the answer is Hope that helps! Sorry that other nurse was such a beyotch. :uhoh3:

"I need some advice -- I've been working as an X for 20 years, but I'm tired of the long hours, crappy pay, lousy management, and lack of professional options. I'm thinking of going into nursing because I want some job stability, good pay, and I want holidays and weekends free so I can spend time with my family. Should I get my BSN or an ADN? I want to get finished as soon as possible so I can start working right away."

"Alert to all nursing students! There are NO jobs in nursing!"

"Whatever happened to the nursing shortage?"

Seriously you could do a search with those exact words and come up with a hundred different threads.

"Why is everyone on AN so pessimistic? I find that if you just have a positive attitude, things will work out really great. I mean, I haven't graduated from school yet but I'm quite sure I'll find a job right away because I'm so positive. I think all those nurses who are struggling to find work/deal with horrible work conditions/horrible bosses, etc. etc. just need to shape up and have a positive attitude. Anybody with me?"

Forgot my all time favorite solution to the nursing shortage: Force all the old, experienced nurses to retire. They're too slow, they've had their turn, and new nurses will work for a lot less money. Until they see their paycheck.

Also, it would be a good idea to fire all nurses who are old, fat, who don't speak X as a first language, who smoke, who drink, who are pregnant, or who have any disability, etc. etc. A good way to get that policy up and running is too simply reject all nursing school applications from said nurses. They're all hypocrites anyway.

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.

What do you mean I can't get hired into my specialty as a new grad?? I didn't go to school to work with sick people, I want to work in maternity! I don't think I should have to build foundation skills in med-surg, everyone knows new moms and babies don't get sick!

What do you mean I can't get hired into my specialty as a new grad?? I didn't go to school to work with sick people, I want to work in maternity! I don't think I should have to build foundation skills in med-surg, everyone knows new moms and babies don't get sick!

:lol2:Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one.

Specializes in CVICU, Obs/Gyn, Derm, NICU.

And .......

What colour underwear should I wear under my white pants ?????????

Specializes in CVICU, Obs/Gyn, Derm, NICU.
I am in high school but I am going to be either a CRNA or a Nurse Practitioner...can you tell me what nursing school I can go to where I can go directly into one of those programs and not have to deal with any poop?

Love it :lol2:

And can you tell how I can get an MSN straightaway so I can just have my one p't at a time and not run around like crazy with no meal and toilet breaks .... like the staff nurses do (who have to do that because they don't have an MSN)

Specializes in CVICU, Obs/Gyn, Derm, NICU.

I only want to be a nurse so I can marry a doctor and then I'm going to give it up.

Will anyone think any worse of me if I do this ???

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Nursing is a sacred calling! All of you should be ashamed of yourselves for not doing it for free! All nurses should take an oath to belong body and soul to their employers!

It's in the NURSE'S CREED!!!! *

(you may have to hunt it down on another current thread);)

I only want to be a nurse so I can marry a doctor and then I'm going to give it up.

Will anyone think any worse of me if I do this ???

Hahaha I actually had someone tell me this before!!

What color stethoscope should I buy? cuz I'm good looking:smokin:

Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.
What color stethoscope should I buy? cuz I'm good looking:smokin:

Remember to buy the same color stethoscope as the color of your undies that you wear under your white scrubs. Good looking people should always match! :lol2:

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