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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
After my first week of Nursing school and after 50+ years I found out that I have not been washing my hands correctly:eek: Who knew that you need to keep the fingers pointed skyward while washing the fingers working your way down to the wrist and that you only dry one at a time and you do not turn off the faucet with your bare hands! you need to turn off with a clean dry towel!

If Mom was still around she would give nursing school a piece of her mind, geez the nerve of them:smokin:

Hey Pace! How's the first week of school been (besides learning you didn't wash your hands correctly)? Me? I'm ready for fall break, but I guess I'll just go read some more patho.:cool:

To understand that you'll need your special glasses that are similar to, but not exactly like the diagram below. This is why the thread is breaking all records for threads of this nature.

Oh ok.

Why are you so mean?? I thought nurses were supposed to be CARING!!!

Bless your heart, you must have misunderstood- that was for a non-nursing field.

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

HELP!!!! Need Advice!

I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!

Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of ****!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Specializes in Clinical Research, Outpt Women's Health.
HELP!!!! Need Advice!

I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!

Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of sh@#!!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I didn't read the previous 967 pages of this thread, but that is some funny stuff....:smokin::smokin::smokin:

and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I beg your pardon???????? My parents were not flea infested!! It was lice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
Why are you so mean?? I thought nurses were supposed to be CARING!!!

We were (I think) but now we must've forgotten what it's like to be a new grad!! :crying2: Besides we didn't have to learn about evidence-based-practice because it hadn't been invented yet and we were just handmaidens to the doctor! :eek: We spent our time giving up our chairs to the Almighty Doctors and walking into walls because we couldn't grasp that evidence of a nasty bruise on our forehead always happened after head vs wall!

Make sure you wear a see-through blouse and make sure you get those "thingies" you put in your bra to make your nipples pointed.

Nipple tassels/tassles? :devil:

*scratches head*

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
HELP!!!! Need Advice!

I am a new hire and yesterday I shot up some heroin!!! and it wasn't even mine, I got it our of our medicine cabinet, I think it was my husbands...I am afraid I will flunk the drug test at work and not get this job!

Does anyone know the half life for heroin??? Should I always wear long sleeves to hide my track marks? and by the way, anyone who does not agree totally with me can GO TO HELL, you are all full of ****!!!!!! and all of you do drugs and are the sons and daughters of flea infested infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear new hire:

I'm sure you'll be fine. If your drug screen comes back dirty, just explain to them that you would have NEVER shot the heroin if you knew you were getting tested. I'm sure they will understand...what with the severe nursing shortage and all. :smokin:

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Dear new hire:

I'm sure you'll be fine. If your drug screen comes back dirty, just explain to them that you would have NEVER shot the heroin if you knew you were getting tested. I'm sure they will understand...what with the severe nursing shortage and all. :smokin:

WOW, you are right...I didn't think of that! Thank you. I was going to blame it on a poppy seed bagel that I had for breakfast that morning...do you think that would work too?? However, I really shouldn't worry too much, because with this nursing shortage I am sure it is just a matter of time before all of the area hospitals are lining up in my driveway to hire me! I don't know WHY I got so upset...thanks again!;)

(Maybe I'll go and get just another little "bump" of that horse while I am at it:rolleyes:................)

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.

:hhmth:Heck yea! But save some for me!

WOW, you are right...I didn't think of that! Thank you. I was going to blame it on a poppy seed bagel that I had for breakfast that morning...do you think that would work too?? However, I really shouldn't worry too much, because with this nursing shortage I am sure it is just a matter of time before all of the area hospitals are lining up in my driveway to hire me! I don't know WHY I got so upset...thanks again!;)

(Maybe I'll go and get just another little "bump" of that horse while I am at it:rolleyes:................)

Hey guys, this has been a funny thread, but it needs a time out.

If and when it starts up again, please, remember that Terms of Service still apply.

Let's keep the joking around from getting too trashy. Not everyone will get the drift that this is meant to be humorous and sarcastic. And many non-nurses read this board.

And could we leave the young, thin and beautiful nurses alone for just a little while (I know, I know, you think I'm just trying to protect myself).

Thanks.

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