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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
:lol2:

It's cuz you're good looking, right?

I'm so good looking the hot doctors buy me drinks at work! You shouldn't buy your own work booze!

I'm so good looking the hot doctors buy me drinks at work! You shouldn't buy your own work booze!

Dang, I am going to hit up a hot doctor on my next shift. Maybe I can meet him in the storage room ;)

:smokin:

There seems to be an overwhelming dislike for being pretty and skinny. So the rumors are true: old fat ugly nurses like to eat the pretty skinny ones.

Specializes in geriatrics.

In case you haven't noticed, this entire thread is poking fun. Or....was your comment also meant in jest? I'm not sure.

Why would I eat a pretty skinny nurse. Everyone knows they cook better if there's a bit of fat to make them nice and juicy.

The pretty skinny ones? We just hang them in the hallways as nice decorative art installations.

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
There seems to be an overwhelming dislike for being pretty and skinny. So the rumors are true: old fat ugly nurses like to eat the pretty skinny ones.

Not just pretty and skinny, they must also be young. :yeah:

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
There seems to be an overwhelming dislike for being pretty and skinny. So the rumors are true: old fat ugly nurses like to eat the pretty skinny ones.

Yep. I prefer my prettyskinnynurses to have an extra helping of shallow, self-absorbed, vain and entitled. Otherwise they are just pretty ---- and how boring is that? If they've managed to keep their Sexy On without crossing over to Skankville it's also a plus.

Extra credit given for most inappropriate tattoo/piercing successfully hidden per surface square inch of skin expressed as a ratio to make it fair. But it won't be fair. It never is.

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.
Bust out your cell phone camera and post it on Facebook and Youtube...

Poi's absolutely right.

Nothing wrong with this. Can you say the words: "Patient's Rights."

Specializes in tele, oncology.
No no no. That would be completely inappropriate. What we have to remember here is that the CNA is doing her best to raise Press Gainey scores. Unfortunately, she has forgotten that we can't do for one patient what we're not doing for the others. Then the other patients will complain. So what the nurse in question should do is be a TEAM PLAYER. She needs to get to work on the roommate.

This is so wrong.

Unless said activity is going on in a fairly clean and private environment (not a pt room...all those germs) you're clearly going to get dinged on your PG safe environment questions. Obviosly the correct course of action is no action unless it's in the med room or procedure area, as those are the cleanest areas. And be sure to "strive for five"...it ain't worth doing unless it's done right.

What's the point of this thread, again?:confused:

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
What's the point of this thread, again?:confused:

To understand that you'll need your special glasses that are similar to, but not exactly like the diagram below. This is why the thread is breaking all records for threads of this nature.

To understand that you'll need your special glasses that are similar to, but not exactly like the diagram below. This is why the thread is breaking all records for threads of this nature.

Or as needchangeofpace posted 'pecial :smokin:

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