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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Or as needchangeofpace posted 'pecial :smokin:

I will admit that I misspelled 'pecial it should have been "peschal" but I have blinded you with my exceptional good looks ya just did'nt notice my error.

After my first week of Nursing school and after 50+ years I found out that I have not been washing my hands correctly:eek: Who knew that you need to keep the fingers pointed skyward while washing the fingers working your way down to the wrist and that you only dry one at a time and you do not turn off the faucet with your bare hands! you need to turn off with a clean dry towel!

If Mom was still around she would give nursing school a piece of her mind, geez the nerve of them:smokin:

Hey at those who OBVIOUSLY cannot hang with us here on this thread. We won't slow down to let you on this ride or off this ride... no instructions, no hand holding, no CEU's granted here. :smokin:

I have a really, really important question, but I need to give you some background first. I have an IQ of 180. I am considered a genius by most people. I am also very beautiful. I have been compared to a young Angelina Jolie. Everywhere I go, people are always telling me how beautiful I am and that they want to have sex with me, even women. In addition I am one of the most compassionate people you will ever meet. I still cry every time I watch a Disney movie, especially Bambi. I sob like a baby every time I get to the part in Bambi where Scar kills Mufasa. Anyway, I graduated, top of my class of course, three months ago, and I still don't have a job. I have been on a few interviews, but they are always with old, fat ugly, stupid, and mean nurse managers who are jealous of my intelligence, beauty, and compassion. So here's my question. I have an interview tomorrow with a male nurse manager. I was planning on wearing a low cut top so that my red lace Victoria's Secret bra will show and my black stiletto heels with fishnet stockings. Do you think this is too obvious? And what should I do if he wants to have sex with me? I mean if he's cute, I would be totally OK with this, and if he's fat and bald or gross in some other way, I could just, like close my eyes and pretend he's Brad Pitt. Do you think I will get the job?

I have a really, really important question, but I need to give you some background first. I have an IQ of 180. I am considered a genius by most people. I am also very beautiful. I have been compared to a young Angelina Jolie. Everywhere I go, people are always telling me how beautiful I am and that they want to have sex with me, even women. In addition I am one of the most compassionate people you will ever meet. I still cry every time I watch a Disney movie, especially Bambi. I sob like a baby every time I get to the part in Bambi where Scar kills Mufasa. Anyway, I graduated, top of my class of course, three months ago, and I still don't have a job. I have been on a few interviews, but they are always with old, fat ugly, stupid, and mean nurse managers who are jealous of my intelligence, beauty, and compassion. So here's my question. I have an interview tomorrow with a male nurse manager. I was planning on wearing a low cut top so that my red lace Victoria's Secret bra will show and my black stiletto heels with fishnet stockings. Do you think this is too obvious? And what should I do if he wants to have sex with me? I mean if he's cute, I would be totally OK with this, and if he's fat and bald or gross in some other way, I could just, like close my eyes and pretend he's Brad Pitt. Do you think I will get the job?

Make sure you take pictures and post them ;)

You know cuz we need proof :smokin:

Specializes in future OB/L&D nurse(I hope) or hospice.
I have a really, really important question, but I need to give you some background first. I have an IQ of 180. I am considered a genius by most people. I am also very beautiful. I have been compared to a young Angelina Jolie. Everywhere I go, people are always telling me how beautiful I am and that they want to have sex with me, even women. In addition I am one of the most compassionate people you will ever meet. I still cry every time I watch a Disney movie, especially Bambi. I sob like a baby every time I get to the part in Bambi where Scar kills Mufasa. Anyway, I graduated, top of my class of course, three months ago, and I still don't have a job. I have been on a few interviews, but they are always with old, fat ugly, stupid, and mean nurse managers who are jealous of my intelligence, beauty, and compassion. So here's my question. I have an interview tomorrow with a male nurse manager. I was planning on wearing a low cut top so that my red lace Victoria's Secret bra will show and my black stiletto heels with fishnet stockings. Do you think this is too obvious? And what should I do if he wants to have sex with me? I mean if he's cute, I would be totally OK with this, and if he's fat and bald or gross in some other way, I could just, like close my eyes and pretend he's Brad Pitt. Do you think I will get the job?

It will be just your luck that he turns out to be gay:uhoh3: But it's worth a shot. Make sure you wear a see-through blouse and make sure you get those "thingies" you put in your bra to make your nipples pointed.

Specializes in future OB/L&D nurse(I hope) or hospice.
I like to drink beer while I am at work. I don't see the problem though because I share with the residents. It's not like I am being a beer hog. I leave my cans at the nurses' station covered for Pete's sake. :smokin:

I posted pictures on my fb page of me with the residents drinking Keystone together. We had a blast and even the combative residents were calm. I don't see the problem but my NM is having a hissy fit. She stated that it was a HIPPA violation. I offered her some but she refused. What is her problemo? Hey, a little booze never hurt anyone.

The best part? The residents pass out for the night and stay off of the call light leaving me free to imbibe in peace, yo.

:cheers:

I think this is totallty cool... especially if you collect the cans in order to raise money for charity. You know, like give 10% to AA and the other 90% to buy more beer.:yeah:

Hey at those who OBVIOUSLY cannot hang with us here on this thread. We won't slow down to let you on this ride or off this ride... no instructions, no hand holding, no CEU's granted here. :smokin:

Why are you so mean?? I thought nurses were supposed to be CARING!!!

Specializes in geriatrics.
Why are you so mean?? I thought nurses were supposed to be CARING!!!

Nah, that's just a rumour. Don't you know that all women are catty and backstabbing?

Make sure you wear a see-through blouse and make sure you get those "thingies" you put in your bra to make your nipples pointed.

Do those "thingies" come in Men's?? I could do less P90X and more video gaming if i got those.. Of course that would probably just bring out the stalkers and haters! I learned my lesson last time..it's either the scars or the tattoos but I am not showing both! (not at the same time at least)

Specializes in future OB/L&D nurse(I hope) or hospice.
Make sure you wear a see-through blouse and make sure you get those "thingies" you put in your bra to make your nipples pointed.

Do those "thingies" come in Men's?? I could do less P90X and more video gaming if i got those.. Of course that would probably just bring out the stalkers and haters! I learned my lesson last time..it's either the scars or the tattoos but I am not showing both! (not at the same time at least)

Hey, you may be onto something. That could be totally sexy. Grrrr

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Well I am only in nursing school right now,so we can't drink during clinicals or in class, but I can't wait to be able to drink at work as a nurse!:smokin: and be able to work 9-5 Monday-Friday holidays off cuz I am 'pecial and make $79K per year right off the bat with 7 weeks paid vacation with 120 days personal time! I can't wait! All this as an LPN!

Hey! Pace!

You mean that the nursing school is making you come back for another whole week??? I was sure that when they saw how wonderfully good looking you are...and realized how smart you are..and after they found out that you are a member of allnurses.com and are popular poster that they would have realized that there is absolutely NOTHING left that they could teach you and therefore have granted you a nursing license by now!:D

Bummer!

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