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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.
So your saying I should get a stethoscope marked Monday, Tuesday, Wednsday, Thursday......??

....No. With our huge paychecks and wonderful working conditions/schedules we can not afford to have different undies everyday. :D

Wear the same set of scrubs and undies every clinical/work day. As nurses we have natural anti-bacterial properties.

Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.
I'm going to go to the flip side of some of these:

I'm a veteran nurse of many years and, I'll tell you young whippersnappers (anyone under 60) that you don't know how good you have it. When I was a new grad, I had to haul the coal in to feed the furnace. I had to roll bandages and sterilize everything in the autoclave. Nowadays, every little thing is disposable. Such waste.

People don't want to come in on their days off anymore. Where is the dedication. Don't you know that nursing is a calling? I once worked seventeen days in a row without a break. And these were fourteen hour days. I slept on a cot in the med room in case anyone needed me and got up with the roosters to make a giant vat of oatmeal for breakfast. No one had to tell me about commitment, 'cause I wrote the book.

When a doctor came into the nurses' station, I jumped to my feet, rounded up the necessary charts, and brought him a cup of coffee. I wore my cap and my whites with pride. You young girlies (anyone under 60) with your bright colors and tailored scrubs wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in the day.

Nursing has gone to heck in a handbasket. Such a shame, such a dadgum shame.

In my head I heard an old lady voice say: In my day we had to walk 15 miles to get to work. It was snowy, and it was all up hill both ways. :lol2:

....No. With our huge paychecks and wonderful working conditions/schedules we can not afford to have different undies everyday. :D

Wear the same set of scrubs and undies every clinical/work day. As nurses we have natural anti-bacterial properties.

....Chortled coffee on this one!!!:uhoh3::eek:

Specializes in Critical Care; Cardiac; Professional Development.

Can I be a nurse if I have small children? Do my classmates hate me because I am white/black/blond/male/female/smart/perfect/bangedBradPitt? How come all my instructors are picking on just me and gunning for me to fail? Can anyone tell me where all the jobs are? I only want NICU/L&D/ICU/ER/Day shift.

Specializes in Step-down, cardiac.

It's too bad you all are not me! I'm not going to be a nurse for three and a half more years (I haven't gotten accepted to school yet, but I totally will! All the teachers know me already!), but my brother's cousin's uncle's former roommate told me that he totally can get me a job working in a NICU twice a week during the day and no holidays for $90,000 a year, and all the patients have bowel impactions, so guess what--no poop! Yay me!

Specializes in Nephrology.
Ok, I think I have another one...

*I have just posted the entire nursing program from a catalogue for a specific college...."can you all tell me how hard these courses are and give me a break down of each and every course for this very program?"

Saw that post and was like *****? Are you serious. :lol2:

Oh and about my nails .....

I refuse to not have artificial nails. I don't care what infection control says about this.

I have those super artificial nails that repel all bacteria.

What will the hospital say about this?

Anyway I don't really care what anyone says about this as I just came on here telling you all I would be keeping my fake nails anyway

To this I add, "so don't tell me. I'm not listening to what you say. I'm gonna do what I wanna anyway. I just wanna make sure you no that. Got it?"

Specializes in Pedatrics, Child Protection.

This has got to be the most sarcastic thread I've ever read!

AND I LOVE IT!!! All 14 pages of it.

One of my favs......my preceptor is mean to me. She expects me to provide care to all of these patients and give out meds. Should I ask for a new preceptor?

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
right, you did forget the ever popular where are all of the nursing jobs??? i think we are up to 3 current threads on that one alone....sheesh!

and also, "do my fellow nurses all hate me because i am so pretty ?"...

anyone got any others??????

"why are nurses such mean, nasty backstabbers?"

"should i report my preceptor for not doing things exactly the way i learned in school?"

"it's because there are so many females in nursing."

"do i have to work night shift as a new grad?"

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
because we all know that your gpa is the best indicator of what kind of nurse you'll be!

you mean it's not your weight? or maybe it's waist circumference.

I'm going to go to the flip side of some of these:

I'm a veteran nurse of many years and, I'll tell you young whippersnappers (anyone under 75) that you don't know how good you have it. When I was a new grad, I had to haul the coal in to feed the furnace. I had to roll bandages and sterilize everything in the autoclave. Nowadays, every little thing is disposable. Such waste.

People don't want to come in on their days off anymore. Where is the dedication. Don't you know that nursing is a calling? I once worked seventeen days in a row without a break. And these were fourteen hour days. I slept on a cot in the med room in case anyone needed me and got up with the roosters to make a giant vat of oatmeal for breakfast. No one had to tell me about commitment, 'cause I wrote the book.

When a doctor came into the nurses' station, I jumped to my feet, rounded up the necessary charts, and brought him a cup of coffee. I wore my cap and my whites with pride. You young girlies (anyone under 75) with your bright colors and tailored scrubs wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in the day.

Nursing has gone to heck in a handbasket. Such a shame, such a dadgum shame.

Yikes. For a minute there I thought you were being serious. I was getting all fidgety and embarrassed for being such a whiner.

Yikes. For a minute there I thought you were being serious. I was getting all fidgety and embarrassed for being such a whiner.

Serious as a myocardial infarction.

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