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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
WOOOOOH, your patient would be feeling goooooooooood!

....in between agonal gasps, of course.

in that case....."Should I take my ACLS on line or in person?"

What a fun thread!

Boy!

I needed a good laugh!!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
OH OH! What was your GPA??

Ding, Ding, Ding We have a winner! Step right up and choose your Teddy Bear:D

That's what I was going to ask! As I said earlier in this same thread, I am very new here and I am certainly not trying to ruffle any feathers, but...

I'm sure some of the posters deserve such ridicule because they should have known better or whatever...but some of us are also brand new and trying to navigate your already well traveled waters. Telling us you don't eat your young and then dedicating an entire thread to making fun of those same 'young' who are asking 'dumb' questions....Seems Ironic to me. Just sayin'. (and that's the first time in a lot of years that this 39 year old referred to herself as young...so thank you for at least that) ;-)

Sorry!:eek:

First of all, welcome. :nurse:

Secondly, although it may seem we are picking on new folks, that's not really the case. Instead, much of this humor is based on folks who abuse the forum by asking others to do their homework (that's the one that always bugged me). Others refuse to search through the threads to find VERY commonly asked questions (the ones we have joked about here). Often when folks don't get the response they hoped for, they play the "eating your young" card. That's why we joke about it.

Thirdly, I assure you that all of my comments are tongue-in-cheek. I say that because I have started some pretty silly threads in my day (it's all there to see, so I can't deny it!) So don't get too mad at us please; we have to laugh at something, so it might as well be ourselves! :D

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.

Totally agree with Always_Learning. Not to mention we are ALL guilty of starting these threads at some point!

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.
in that case....."Should I take my ACLS on line or in person?"

Oh and should I get my nursing degree online while I'm at it??

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.
Ding, Ding, Ding We have a winner! Step right up and choose your Teddy Bear:D

Because we all know that your GPA is the best indicator of what kind of nurse you'll be!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Because we all know that your GPA is the best indicator of what kind of nurse you'll be!

NO, I think it's your IQ....but it may be both! If you will take a few moments to explain all of those courses to me I will know a little more.:rolleyes:

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.
NO, I think it's your IQ....but it may be both! If you will take a few moments to explain all of those courses to me I will know a little more.:rolleyes:

I'll definitely get right on that for you. Start holding your breath rightttttt.....now.

My longterm goal is to be a neurosurgeon because people always tell me I'm too smart to just be a nurse. I think neurosurgery will be a good fit because they never have to deal with poop (EW!) and they are all super smart like me.

i've met quite a few who have **** for brains...does that count?

besides, continues this brilliant nurse, my daddy paid someone a lot of money to say i was brilliant.

doesn't that prove i am???"

(God forgive me, but why am i envisioning a blonde bimbo nurse w/fake nails?)

leslie

I have a 30 page term paper due the day after tomorrow. What should I do it on?

Followed by:

I don't see why my instructor has two be soooo picky about speling and grammer. After all, I going to be a nurse, not a english teacher. Dew u think thatz fare?

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.

I am 5 minutes/10/20/37/50 weeks pregnant. Should I tell my employer?

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