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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

BTW, I was convicted of murder (but the conviction was overturned)

Of COURSE you can be a nurse. A murder conviction is no big deal nowadays...what with the nursing shortage and all. :smokin:

Or how about:

There IS NO NURSING SHORTAGE ANYMORE!!!!!!! So, stop telling people to go to nursing school!!!!!

Hey you guys, I searched but didn't find my *exact* question because I'm a special snowflake so I know no one has ever asked my exact question before...

Oh. Em. Gee. Why is school so expensive? Why didn't they warn us about all those extra supply costs? As much as this is costing they better make sure I pass all my classes, I mean I'm paying for the credits, they are mine.

Should I choose StethA that comes in aubergine and costs $150 or StethB in plum that costs $175 but I can get my name engraved for free. I can't possibly get by on StethC that comes in purple, it only costs $50 so it can't be any good. And I know I'm never going to loose my expensive steth because I'm superduper organized and I'm never going to leave it sitting at a clinical site or loan it to someone or anything. And even if I do mine will be unique so I'll spot it a mile away. And it will look cute hanging around my neck with my scrubs.

By the way, which brand of scrubs should I get? My schools scrubs are plain and shapeless, I need low rise, flare leg pants and cute fitted tops because school approved brand just looks awful on me. I know it won't be the uniform authorized by the school but I'll be darned if I'm going to let them violate my rights to self expression. By the way, the policy says no visible tattoos, colored polish or facial piercings. Can. You. Believe. The. Nerve.

I'm going to get my BSN and get a job in the ICU at , I heard the nurses there make $200,000 a year. I know new grads are having trouble finding jobs but like I said, I'm so awesome they will want to hire me. I'm going to work there and save up so I can go back for my NP. After that it's off to Med. School. My longterm goal is to be a neurosurgeon because people always tell me I'm too smart to just be a nurse. I think neurosurgery will be a good fit because they never have to deal with poop (EW!) and they are all super smart like me. Besides, surgeons get to wear those long white coats, I look great in white plus I'm really tall and slim and cute so I'll look great.

Wow, why are you all being so mean to me?

I thought nursing was a caring profession, I hope none of you are ever my nurse. I'm never going to be so burnt out ad bitter. You're just jealous because I'm so young, and pretty and have a higher IQ than you do.

Sheesh, talk about eating your young.

Wow. I'm new here so I definitely try to use the search function before I ask a question...but the search isn't organized by date so it might be hard to tell sometimes if an updated answer to a common question has been posted. Thankfully I have not actually posted any of the offending questions....yet. but I'm sure given time! Then again, I think I might be a little too paranoid to ask anything as a newbie now!

Specializes in Med/Surg, Ortho, ASC.

Loving this thread, but a little worried...

Are we eating our young?

Wow. I'm new here so I definitely try to use the search function before I ask a question...but the search isn't organized by date so it might be hard to tell sometimes if an updated answer to a common question has been posted. Thankfully I have not actually posted any of the offending questions....yet. but I'm sure given time! Then again, I think I might be a little too paranoid to ask anything as a newbie now!

Nah, don't let us scare ya off. Go ahead and post; worst case scenario, you'll end up in a funny thread like this. :lol2: We really don't eat our young. Unless they come with honey butter or condescension. ;)

Specializes in Mental Health, Medical Research, Periop.

My job fired me, it's so not fair. I mean I'm only late 2 times a week out of 3 days, and its only like 20mins or so. And so what I gave Mr. Doe the wrong pills, he lived didnt he?

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

I am in high school but I am going to be either a CRNA or a Nurse Practitioner...can you tell me what nursing school I can go to where I can go directly into one of those programs and not have to deal with any poop?

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
"Does anyone know the specific requirements St. Joe Dungamungus College in Frip Frap Florida???? Will they take me with a 1.6 GPA??????"

Yes, they probably will and also if you have 14 DUIs and are a serial killer.....

Specializes in Pediatrics, ER.

Let's not forget the ever popular "How much do nurses make?"

Specializes in Med/Surg, Ortho, ASC.

If I have a cup of Fentanyl and 3 drops are ordered, how many milliliters should I give?

Hey you guys, I searched but didn't find my *exact* question because I'm a special snowflake so I know no one has ever asked my exact question before...

Oh. Em. Gee. Why is school so expensive? Why didn't they warn us about all those extra supply costs? As much as this is costing they better make sure I pass all my classes, I mean I'm paying for the credits, they are mine.

Should I choose StethA that comes in aubergine and costs $150 or StethB in plum that costs $175 but I can get my name engraved for free. I can't possibly get by on StethC that comes in purple, it only costs $50 so it can't be any good. And I know I'm never going to loose my expensive steth because I'm superduper organized and I'm never going to leave it sitting at a clinical site or loan it to someone or anything. And even if I do mine will be unique so I'll spot it a mile away. And it will look cute hanging around my neck with my scrubs.

By the way, which brand of scrubs should I get? My schools scrubs are plain and shapeless, I need low rise, flare leg pants and cute fitted tops because school approved brand just looks awful on me. I know it won't be the uniform authorized by the school but I'll be darned if I'm going to let them violate my rights to self expression. By the way, the policy says no visible tattoos, colored polish or facial piercings. Can. You. Believe. The. Nerve.

I'm going to get my BSN and get a job in the ICU at , I heard the nurses there make $200,000 a year. I know new grads are having trouble finding jobs but like I said, I'm so awesome they will want to hire me. I'm going to work there and save up so I can go back for my NP. After that it's off to Med. School. My longterm goal is to be a neurosurgeon because people always tell me I'm too smart to just be a nurse. I think neurosurgery will be a good fit because they never have to deal with poop (EW!) and they are all super smart like me. Besides, surgeons get to wear those long white coats, I look great in white plus I'm really tall and slim and cute so I'll look great.

Wow, why are you all being so mean to me?

I thought nursing was a caring profession, I hope none of you are ever my nurse. I'm never going to be so burnt out ad bitter. You're just jealous because I'm so young, and pretty and have a higher IQ than you do.

Sheesh, talk about eating your young.

AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!!!:yeah::yeah::yeah:

Holy crap, that was epic. WIN!:lol2::yeah::yeah:

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