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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Here's one that is not usually a question but is brought up in SO many posts:

"actually, the word is not ORIENTATING, it's ORIENTING"

C'mon, 521,000 nurses on this site and you think you are the first/only person who thinks they are grammatically correct?

You forgot my current favorite..."I took nclex and did the PVT and got the "good" pop up. Does this mean I passed????"

Jeepers. :bugeyes:

Further to that "I took Nclex and answered 75 (76) (77)......(257)(258) (1256) questions did I pass??"

What is the Pearson trick again??

:uhoh3:

How about this one:

So, is all right if I send email/send a smoke signal to inform my facility that I am outta there?

:smokin:

Specializes in Med Surg - Renal.

Nice.

I would add, "Should I turn in a notice when I quit my job?"

Specializes in family practice.

This site would be the death of me. All of you are so funny :lol2:

Specializes in Med/Surg, Ortho, ASC.
Right, you did forget the ever popular where are all of the nursing jobs??? I think we are up to 3 current threads on that one alone....sheesh!

and also, "do my fellow nurses all hate me because I am so pretty ?"...

anyone got any others??????

Don't forget the ever-popular:

Why do I have to do all that nasty bed-side nursing when all I want to be is a Nurse Anesthetist?

Specializes in Pediatrics.

Guys, should I get my BSN?

This post is awesome, it made me laugh so hard! I spit out my coffee when I read the "should I be a RN/LVN/CNA/NP/CRNA BLAHBLAHBLAH part =)

Okay, but is AN the right nursing website for me?

LMAO! :lol2:

I'm gonna have to start a new thread for advice on this...I'm so confused. :yeah:

"Does anyone know the specific requirements St. Joe Dungamungus College in Frip Frap Florida???? Will they take me with a 1.6 GPA??????"

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
"Does anyone know the specific requirements St. Joe Dungamungus College in Frip Frap Florida???? Will they take me with a 1.6 GPA??????"

BTW, I was convicted of murder (but the conviction was overturned)

"Does anyone know the specific requirements St. Joe Dungamungus College in Frip Frap Florida???? Will they take me with a 1.6 GPA??????"

Dang it u took mine!!!! Lol:lol2:

How bout: what's an online bsn program thats easy to get into with a low gpa?

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