Writing “poop” is unprofessional?

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I got written up for saying poop. It was one of those nights and instead of saying” large, hard bm” I said “poop”. I just didn’t think it was a big deal. But apparently it was. The DON printed up my nurses note and explained why it was unprofessional. 

This is weirding me out. This is a place that can’t keep nurses btw. 

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

"Patient went to the can, man. Patient then pinched a loaf."
-Cheech N. Chong, RN

54 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

"Patient went to the can, man. Patient then pinched a loaf."
-Cheech N. Chong, RN

     Haha!  Davey Do, I knew it was just a matter of time before you commented!

 Interesting that the DON has time to  review nurse's  notes.. to that degree.

Must wonder if the DON has recently cleaned stool. poop or ***.

The writing on the wall is.. get outta dodge.

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

UGH can you find another place to go? This manager is on a power trip. Life is too short for that........POOP.

Good luck.

Specializes in ER.

How about "Man oh man, pt unloaded a ginormous, hard mountain of Number 2! The giant turd in question was definitely in the oven toooo long, in this nurse's professional opinion." 

 

Specializes in Acute Mental Health.

Did you actually get written up or did she print out what you charted to make a point?  I just can't believe she didn't just approach you and tell you to chart BM next time.  Jeez

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Hey @Runsoncoffee99 !

I made a little animation about a year ago which fits your situation!

 

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Specializes in Rehab/Nurse Manager.

LOL.  I wonder what your DON would think about some of the bowel movement charting at my facility, then: 

Example: "Resident succeeded in the production of a large, powerfully explosive bowel movement" 

I would agree with others that "poop" isn't the best word to use in charting, but I also wouldn't have written you up over that, either.  I'm a unit manager, not a DON, but I always say, pick your battles.  This isn't a battle I would personally choose to pursue.  

If you want to be treated as a professional, you need to act like one.

The correct term is doodie.

40 minutes ago, hherrn said:

If you want to be treated as a professional, you need to act like one.

The correct term is doodie.

hhern, 'doodie' is perfectly acceptable if you just add in some descriptive adjectives and throw in a little defensive charting..."Pt. had a very large, well formed, odiferous, brown doodie.  Dr Stool notified; no orders received at this time. Teach back patient education on need to increase hydration and establish a toileting routine completed with patient verbalizing an understanding afterward.  Will continue to monitor"

Specializes in Geriatrics.

Who reads everyone’s chart notes that carefully? Someone who is looking for something to *** at. Look, I wouldn’t have written poop, but I also wouldn’t work for someone who would write me up for that. As it stands- this all sounds like bull. ??

Yet it's OK for patients to send nasty messages about us through their charts. ?

This thread is making me laugh tonight!! ?

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