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Just realized today that I can't stand ostomy appliances. It's not the poop, it's just cutting and sizing the appliance and that messy paste. Tedious and irritating but somebody's gotta do it.
How about you?
Placing NGT's. For some reason that feels like one of the most barbaric things to do to someone. I know good and well they will feel so much better once the abdomen is decompressed, but shoving something through the nose just looks like pure torture!!!
Oh and I second the CT runs or any field trip with 5 million lines, pressors, Codmans, vent, and the works!
trach care
just. too. much. mucous.
I can handle a dog team foaming at the mouth after a nice mush, some of it even flies back to the sled (passengers are at a disadvantage). Copious sticky, slurpy, slimey, and sometimes smelly snot coming out of the trach = blech
You forgot tenacious and green.
I'll do your trach care for ya.
You do my ostomies.
Ortho static vital signs. BORING!
I hate this so much, it is the one thing I will gladly delegate away, if I can and if I can catch a free, trustworthy tech. I totally admit it!
I also hate doing fingersticks and hate worrying about insulin and blood sugars. I see a carb count and I cringe.
I have no clue why I hate these things.
I also recall how I hated to give a particular nursing home resident his shower. He was easy enough, but he refused to use a shower chair, was unsteady and liked to use the shower curtain (of all things!) to catch his balance. Made me nervous watching him swing back and forth from the curtain like a monkey! My best friend, however, hated giving bed baths... well, I love to give a good bed bath, so we traded.
Well, wouldn't you know my bed bath resident decided to die (out of freaking nowhere!) on me in the middle of the bath I rolled her over to wash her back, rolled her back and she was dead! My friend still makes fun of me for it 25 years later... and I learned that trading off seemingly annoying tasks doesn't guarantee you won't find yourself with something even worse.
Lacy Lu
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Taking a vented patient to MRI. Ugh. It's literally 1 mile from my department. Shoot me.