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This week, I have learned...
1. I've decided to keep a tally of most critical labs in one admission, starting today (not including renal failure patients): hgb, glucose, potassium, chloride, PT and INR
2. Farawyn's what I learned thread was way cooler than mine are.
Adding an 80s song makes any thread way cooler.
3. Don't trust a 0600 portable chest X-ray to tell you if pulling a chest tube at 1600 is a good idea. It really sucks to tell someone they have a pneumo still.
4. If someone has q4h benzos and opiates, bring both when they ask for one because they'll just ask for the other after you've already run to the med room twice for them.
5. When someone's paracentesis site is still actively dripping rather steadily, it makes me want to squeeze that sucker and see how far I can shoot the fluid out.
6. This week, it actually was sarcoidosis.
7. I know what sarcoidosis is now.
Sarcoidosis sucks.
8. Doctors really need to stop saying, "we're going to go ahead and discharge you," without adding, "this afternoon", especially when they know full well they won't be putting in discharges anytime soon.
9. I think I've realized that the best docs we have actually enjoy my unit the best because they chart there.
My list is boring this week.
What have you learned?
I am a school nurse. 5 things I learned on a Monday.
1. Small bouncy rubber balls can ricochet down the 2nd and 3rd-grade hallway like wild cats being herded into a box. And make 2 kids cry.
2. Kindergartners poop with the bathroom door open. Always.
3. I can control my words and use my inside voice when provoked. I get a coin for that. I can use it at the school store later. :-)
4. Gritting my teeth doesn't prevent me from smiling.
5. Today was the longest 25hrs of my life.
:-)
https://allnurses.com/nclex-discussion-forum/failed-nclex-rn-990148.htmlHere you go! It's an OLD thread but skip to the last page:)
Edit: ok, maybe it's not as old as I thought. But still...
I realized the problem when I read the OP again. She studied from the "Liprocotts" booklet. ðŸ˜
This week:
1. The statistics textbook doesn't look as scary as I've been lead to believe.
2. Geripsych isn't my calling.
3. Giving up soda and going gluten free for 3 months does not lead to weight loss.
4. Day shift is not my preferred shift, can I go back to nights?
5. The housefairies don't show up and do dishes, even if I leave a bottle of wine out.
I had to stalk canigraduate to get here.
I learned standing in line for 45 minutes to rent a textbook for music appreciation at the campus bookstore SUCKS.
I learned how blood flows through the heart...
I learned I probably won't be on much during the next 16 weeks so, I love you all. Don't forget me.
I had to stalk canigraduate to get here.I learned standing in line for 45 minutes to rent a textbook for music appreciation at the campus bookstore SUCKS.
I learned how blood flows through the heart...
I learned I probably won't be on much during the next 16 weeks so, I love you all. Don't forget me.
How could we forget you Ood?
I had to stalk canigraduate to get here.I learned standing in line for 45 minutes to rent a textbook for music appreciation at the campus bookstore SUCKS.
I learned how blood flows through the heart...
I learned I probably won't be on much during the next 16 weeks so, I love you all. Don't forget me.
As if.
This week:3. Giving up soda and going gluten free for 3 months does not lead to weight loss.
Really? It did for me. No, I did not go gluten free for weight loss but that was the added bonus. I have to add, a lot of the gluten free stuff has a lot of calories than the regular foods, so maybe pay close attention to that:)
I had to stalk canigraduate to get here.I learned standing in line for 45 minutes to rent a textbook for music appreciation at the campus bookstore SUCKS.
I learned how blood flows through the heart...
I learned I probably won't be on much during the next 16 weeks so, I love you all. Don't forget me.
You are NOT allowed to go. Nope. Nuh-uh. No way, no how!
Jensmom7, BSN, RN
1,907 Posts
Hehehe Penny Lane has gigantic toes!!
And both pups are adorable.