Triage complaints- the good, the bad, and the shocking.

Specialties Emergency

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"I was raped by an octopus."

"I have severe, severe, severe, SEVERE, SEVERE cold sores!" (five severes, I counted. And one cold sore visible.)

Discuss.

Specializes in Neonatal Nurse Practitioner.

We got an OD pt with respiratory arrest (takes Lortabs and Morphine for sickle cell anemia pain). Gave Narcan and the pt promptly woke up and asked for narcs for pain... Umm.. No.

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Spork should be in the scrabble dictionary! :yes: I would be bitter too.

Yes anytime someone either can't remember the last time they took their shoes off or has a bag covering something I prepare myself.

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Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
no....although the sternum can be used it isn't first chioce and in this scenario just give it IM in the arm or thigh...IM in the sternum? NO.

Well, yeah, by definition, IM in the sternum is not possible. I was just saying that maybe the person who posted that meant IO, not IM

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

that's because spork is spelled r u n c i b l e, lol

as in runcible spoon, a spoon with three prongs on the end.

considering some of the things my mom and I have found in the scrabble dictionary, I should have thought spork would be there.

Had a woman bring in a toddler with an almost healed scratch on the bottom of the foot, baby had been at daddy's, and grandma started in about child abuse needing to be checked out.

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I had a few 'scratches' that they thought needed stitches..

I also came to the conclusion that the least fav pts are the middle aged mama boys, with mama hovering over the bed. N retired nurse.. Heat the NS.. Oy

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Specializes in Emergency.
also came to the conclusion that the least fav pts are the middle aged mama boys, with mama hovering over the bed. Oy

ahh yes, this one who needs a referral for an umbilectomy.

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Specializes in Public Health, L&D, NICU.
ahh yes, this one who needs a referral for an umbilectomy.

Where, oh where, can we go for this?? My husband desperately needs one! I've been hacking away at that thing for years, but clean, thorough incision would awesome.

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In his defense, I really felt bad for the guy. I didn't ask but he lost everything and was pretty much forced into moving back with mom. Mom was very high strung and every time he moved his foot she sprung out of the chair and got in his face are u ok what's wrong.

She kept flying out of the room to grab us like he stopped breathing.

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Had a patient come in via EMS for sunburn and toenail fungus. Had to keep him until he could find a ride home because he was so intoxicated. Your tax dollars at work.

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Specializes in ER, Addictions, Geriatrics.

Today, a man came in and his concern was: "my member got a little bit larger than normal last evening for a few minutes."

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Specializes in Critical Care.
Today a man came in and his concern was: "my member got a little bit larger than normal last evening for a few minutes."[/quote']

Oh my! Quit yer braggin', guy! :-D

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Specializes in ER, Addictions, Geriatrics.

Oh my! Quit yer braggin', guy! :-D

Right? Lol. I felt like telling him many men may want to trade him spots. I think he ended up having a UTI. But I've never heard of a UTI that makes your genitals grow hahha.

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