Never....NEVER...cut a potato in half and use it as a pessary!
Anybody got anything to add?
one question: How???
Just a guess, without being too graphic, fingers, and other smaller body parts? And what about all those cucumbers and other things in the dark nether regions that I've read about in this thread. No one said that the penetrating object had to a part of a woman's native anatomy.... :uhoh21:
This is a call my EMT boyfriend went on. Never get out of the shower and go downstairs to fix the garbage disposal. When on all fours naked don't forget that you just got a new little kitten who likes to play with things that dangle. The kitten will then latch on and bite your scrotum causing you to jump and hit your head on the steel pipe underneath the sink. Needless to say the man wanted to get rid of the new little kitten.
This is a call my EMT boyfriend went on. Never get out of the shower and go downstairs to fix the garbage disposal. When on all fours naked don't forget that you just got a new little kitten who likes to play with things that dangle. The kitten will then latch on and bite your scrotum causing you to jump and hit your head on the steel pipe underneath the sink. Needless to say the man wanted to get rid of the new little kitten.
:lol_hitti
That HAD to be true! You can't make things like that up!
Never continue to inject insulin into the same abscessed spot on your thigh, and then debate about getting it checked out when you begin to see chunks of fat and a glimpse of bone on your thigh
Don't think that a hernia is nature's way of telling you where to inject your QID insulin, especially if you have an extensive history of bowel surgery and obstruction - you could end up with not one, not two but seven faeco-cutaneous fistulas
Spritenurse1210, BSN, RN
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Dont try to Cover for your psycho pregnant girlfriend who stabbed you multiple times in the stomach and chest. She meant to kill you and you are fooling noone. There is no way you stabbed yourself that many times. Dont be shocked when you wake up c three chest tubes and a pericardial tube s bowel sounds and are yaking up green liquid after we told you npo means nothing at all. Dont try to off yourself by hanging from your ceiling by a rope 10 feet up and when ems cuts you down your leg will break. You will wake up trached and vented as well a strapped to a hospital bed. (both true)