Whether you're a soon to be minted or experienced RN, CNA, PCT, LPN, you probably have had some of these thoughts run through your mind during an interview. Let's be honest now. Share your thoughts and feel free to add to the list. try not to take this list too seriously as not everyone behaves or thinks the same way. This is more for humor.
1 ) I hate waking up 5am to get ready for work
2 ) I don't like dressing up for interviews. You also wasted some of my gas so i can be here.
3 ) I don't enjoy wiping butt, do you?
4 ) I'm doing this for the money (mostly)
5 ) I wouldn't do this for free
6 ) I hate dealing with co-workers (most of the time)
7 ) Dealing with doctors can be a nuisance
8 ) No i won't work overnight shift, unless you're paying me time and a half
9 ) I hate being on-call
10) I can think of 10 better things i can be doing with my weekend than being here
11) No i don't really want to work on holidays but i know if i say no, then i won't get the job, so i have to say yes (with a fake smile)
12) If i won the lottery i'd go into early retirement
13) If nursing school showed me what nursing is really like early on i would of probably cut my losses early
14) I don't really care about your mission statement, save your breath
15) A 30 min. break for a 12 hour shift is unreasonable and illegal in my opinion. A 2 hour break is more feasible.
16) Patients can be the biggest drama queens and don't get me started with their family members.
17) Is the interview almost over yet, i have a party to get to
18) Don't call me if i didn't get the job, an email is better.
19) I expect a decision in 3 days, don't give me the 2 week wait period speel
20) I don't have enough experience? Then why am i even here. You're that bored aren't you.
21) What's my dream job? Being a CEO of a multi-billion dollar organization with an office the size of a house.
