Should I quit my job, sell my house and sail to Hawaii?

[Emergent]

OK, just kidding. Wondering why people ask total strangers on the internet for advise regarding major life changes. I don't want to name names, but a lot of people come to this site and ask questions better answered by people closer to the situation...

[wanderlust99]

Cost of living is too high in Hawaii. I would recommend the virgin islands instead.

[la_chica_suerte85, BSN, RN]

Lol, I was going to say I feel like doing that every couple of months. HaH! But, yeah, I don't know about asking people's thoughts on things. It's not like I don't already know what they're going to say/troll.

[PMFB-RN, RN]

I am shocked at the number of people who said yes! I suspect those people don't have your best interest in mind. The correct answer is NO! You should sail right past Hawaii and sail to one of the thousands of much nicer, and much cheaper places in the south pacific.

[That Guy, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

They just want advice from people who has no dog in the fight. If I were to ask a question like that to my mother, she would say no. Because of course she would want me to stay. Giving strangers my situation who are unbiased, may make me think twice about the situation and make me look at things at all angles.

Plus, some people don't have somebody they could confide in. So it's not cute to make fun.

[wooh, BSN, RN]

I'm paralyzed in a wheelchair, deaf in both ears and legally blind. I also can't do math, have a 1.7 GPA and don't like people. Should I go to nursing school? My dreeeeeeam is to be a nurse!!!!!!!!

This will of course be followed by 33 pre-pre-nursing students telling the person to NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!! I can tell you make a really good nurse!!!!!! Don't let those old ugly nurses tell you different. They're just jealous and afraid you'll steal their jobs. Besides, there's all kinds of nurses. You don't need to walk or see or hear for every nursing job!!!

[elkpark]

Yes, you should defiantly (intentional misspelling, one of my alltime favorites) do it! I'm sure everything will work out GREAT! Don't ever give up on your dreams! Don't listen to the haters!

[SeattleJess]

P.S. I need medical advice. My foot just fell off and there is a rotten smell. If I just put some Epsom salt on it, will it heal in time to go to a tractor pull on Saturday?

Oh, and I got fired for posting a picture of my patient on Facebook. PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ HALP!!!! What should I DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Is this the good pop up?

Laughing so hard my crust is falling off!!!

[Eru Ilúvatar]

This thread is cracking me up... LOL

[SeattleJess]

Jeff Goldblum is judging you.[ATTACH]15233[/ATTACH]

(Your grammar. Not your question.)

Stop! I was just hoisting myself off the floor from your last post and now I'm back there again. Where did you get that Jeff Goldblum picture? Never mind, I'll be seeing it for the rest of my life whenever I read "no judgmental comments." ARGGGGH!

[NICU Guy, BSN, RN]

I love these types of questions: "I need to take Math 1385, has anyone taken it?" As if we know what course and school that number belongs to.

or the pre-nursing student "Why did you become a nurse? what school did you go to?, what grades did you get?, what unit are you on and what do you like about it? How much do you make being a nurse?"

Or my ultimate favorite "I heard that you have to give baths, take patients to bathroom and clean up their poop. I thought CNAs did that. Do I have to really clean up poop?"

[mclennan, BSN, RN]

This thread is cracking me up! Much needed levity....thanks.

[idialyze, BSN, RN]

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying over here ya'll! I think I just lost a contact!!! LOLOLZ