School Nurse Haiku

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Community Health, School Health.

I wait for the end

one more vomit sans witness

ice pack lice check plague

Your turn :roflmao:

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Go back to class child

Your malingering won't work

to leave school today

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Specializes in Pediatrics, school nursing.

No, you can't hang out

I am sorry you are bored

You must sit in class

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Specializes in School Nurse.

Ah last day of school

fever yesterday you say

not my problem now

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Specializes in ICU/community health/school nursing.

Graduation time

I'm not crying, you're crying

Still can't leave early.

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Community Health, School Health.
Ah last day of school

fever yesterday you say

not my problem now

:roflmao:

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.

One foot out the door

Can't wait to start my summer

August 1st comes soon

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Specializes in School Nursing.

This is no haiku

I just love this board so much

Oh wait yes it is

:)

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Hematology Oncology, School Nurse.

Stay home from school tomorrow

You'll have to miss your class party

Vomiting means you stay home.

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Specializes in school nurse.

Ponder the magic

Of a lowly dry saltine

Healing all ailments

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Specializes in School nurse.

Teachers take days off

No cover ever for me

A school nurses life

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Specializes in school/military/OR/home health.

Overbearing mom

So glad you change schools next year

Good luck next school nurse!

Fidget spinner hell

Picnics, trips, graduations

Summer break come quick

Teaching CPR

to those who don't wish to learn

Please just humor me

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