School Nurse Haiku

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I wait for the end

one more vomit sans witness

ice pack lice check plague

Your turn :roflmao:

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

I'm not a school nurse

I just love this board so much

Kids are home, I'm sad

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Specializes in school nursing.

Classroom party fun

Peanuts, tree nuts, eggs, and milk

EpiPens at home

Throat red and swollen

"Mom gave me pink medicine"

Voicemail left on cell

Did you poop today?

Oh, you say it's been three days?

I am not surprised

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Specializes in kids.

Done with those helicopter parents

They make me want to sob uncontrollably

Their kids futures are scary

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Specializes in School nursing.

Yep, out of cough drops

No, I will not order more

Drink some water, please

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Specializes in med-surg, IMC, school nursing, NICU.

I know you are bored

I did third grade too, you know?

I lived, as will you

Don't care if it's warm

Or that you got a new pool

You are staying here!

Listen here, punk kid

I was not born yesterday

You're not sick, go back to class

So, you peed your pants

Beggars can't be choosers, friend

Wear what I offer

I have no idea

What is taking mom so long

Fever one oh three

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Community Health, School Health.

These are amazing! We should make T-shirts. Sums up our work lives pretty well.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

there are all exceeding my expectations!! you are all amazing!!

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Specializes in ICU/community health/school nursing.

So, you peed your pants

Beggars can't be choosers, friend

Wear what I offer

Can I modify?

Dress code serious

Beggars can't be choosers, friend

Wear what I offer

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Specializes in School nursing.
Can I modify?

Dress code serious

Beggars can't be choosers, friend

Wear what I offer

YES.

Adding:

It is not gym day

You must be in uniform

I'm not Old Navy

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Why clueless teacher send

Kid to nurse

No medical problem

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Please leave my office

I'm sorry that you are bored

Yep, I'm their school mom

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Specializes in Neuro/NSGY, critical care, med/stroke/tele.

These are amazing!!! I'm not a school nurse BUT rotated in an elementary school for part of my community health class and loved it. I hope it's okay to chime in!

Vision screenings with

Pictures letters and numbers

Please stand on the mark

Another shed tooth

We are out of treasure chests

Have necklace instead

Asthma plus playground

Heard the wheezing from the door

Yep inhaler time

Too much time in files

We need your vaccine records

Note sent home again

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