2 first graders walk into the clinic...
1st grade messenger girl: He needs some ice. (and she points to her classmate)
Me: Well, *kid*, why do you need ice?
Boy: My chair leg came up and it went down on my foot real hard.
Me: Show me where your foot is hurt.
Boy: (points in the general location of his left heel)
Me: Take off your shoe and sock so that I can see if anything is swelling or cut.
Boy: (takes off shoe and sock and begins looking ALL around his foot...toes, heel, medial ankle, lateral ankle)
Me: If you don't know where your foot hurts, then I think you are alright. You need to put your sock & shoe back on and get back to class.