Said No Nurse Ever

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Is there anything you need? I have the time. SAID NO NURSE EVER

Let's have some fun ... What has no nurse ever said?

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"__________." Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Inspired by a past thread of @Emergent's.

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Of course I enjoy turning 600-pound patients. I wouldn’t get any exercise if it wasn’t for that.

—said no nurse ever

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Specializes in Critical Care.

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...For those who work in teaching facilities; the struggle is real

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.
2 hours ago, Delia37 said:

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...For those who work in teaching facilities; the struggle is real

Agree 100!

 

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Specializes in New Critical care NP, Critical care, Med-surg, LTC.

I really wish our charting required more details about our nursing responsibilities, I don't feel like I spend enough time on that.

-said no nurse ever

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

I'm always eager to work a double shift; I really don't have anything else to do . . .

Said no nurse ever!

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Yes, I'll be happy to pass meds on both hallways for the next 12 hours... 

Said No Nurse Ever!

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Sure, I'll cancel my plans for the 4-day Holiday weekend in order to help with the nursing shortage this facility is having...

Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Of course I'll be glad to work almost minimum wage so the hospital's 6-figure Bigwigs can have their yearly bonuses. They NEED that money to make ends meet . . .

Said no nurse ever!

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Let's run to the mall for lunch

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Specializes in CNA telemetry progressive care ICU.

Actually here when they offer double shifts it becomes panic the manager has to say BACKUP from the supe since we are hamsters on a wheel always behind trying to stay from drowning the overhead and bar is set high so your blessed wish our lives were as peaceful this is where the big business looks away fro. Those blister packs that disappear the good ole way the nurses get through shif attitude

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“Nobody calls out on my unit”

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