Said No Nurse Ever

[Davey Do]

 

Inspired by a past thread of @Emergent's.

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Of course I enjoy turning 600-pound patients. I wouldn’t get any exercise if it wasn’t for that.

—said no nurse ever

[Delia37, MSN]

...For those who work in teaching facilities; the struggle is real

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

2 hours ago, Delia37 said:

...For those who work in teaching facilities; the struggle is real

Agree 100!

 

[JBMmom, MSN, NP]

I really wish our charting required more details about our nursing responsibilities, I don't feel like I spend enough time on that.

-said no nurse ever

[Kitiger, RN]

I'm always eager to work a double shift; I really don't have anything else to do . . .

Said no nurse ever!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Yes, I'll be happy to pass meds on both hallways for the next 12 hours... 

Said No Nurse Ever!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Sure, I'll cancel my plans for the 4-day Holiday weekend in order to help with the nursing shortage this facility is having...

Said No Nurse Ever

[Kitiger, RN]

Of course I'll be glad to work almost minimum wage so the hospital's 6-figure Bigwigs can have their yearly bonuses. They NEED that money to make ends meet . . .

Said no nurse ever!

[HiddenAngels]

Let's run to the mall for lunch

[MEDFET, CNA]

Actually here when they offer double shifts it becomes panic the manager has to say BACKUP from the supe since we are hamsters on a wheel always behind trying to stay from drowning the overhead and bar is set high so your blessed wish our lives were as peaceful this is where the big business looks away fro. Those blister packs that disappear the good ole way the nurses get through shif attitude

[Murse05]

“Nobody calls out on my unit”