Said No Nurse Ever

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    Joe V
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    Joe V

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Is there anything you need? I have the time. SAID NO NURSE EVER

Let's have some fun ... What has no nurse ever said?

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"__________." Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

"Its quiet tonight." Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

I enjoy giving enemas. 

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

Adding to the above theme...

"Disimpacting stool is fun"  Said No Nurse Ever 

as they follow-up giving a "Brown Cow" milk and molasses enema.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

I enjoy dealing with geriatric patients.

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Specializes in Advanced Practice, Critical Care.

I love patients with hypervigilent families that write everything down and tell you they are a lawyer and that their brother-in-law is a doctor.....

Said no nurse ever!

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Specializes in Advanced Practice, Critical Care.

I just love encephalopathic patients and I really love it when they are on Lactulose enemas Q 4 hours...

Said No Nurse EVER!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

I enjoy feces thrown at me, said no nurse ever.

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"I can't believe how much free time I have on all my shifts" Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Dialysis.

All of the nurses on my floor sit at the nurses station eating BON bons, and get all of their breaks all of the time...said no nurse ever

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Specializes in ICU, Home Health and Hospice.

"No thanks, I've had enough coffee for the day."

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Specializes in Dialysis.

I love the hotel atmosphere that we provide to patients and their family members** 

We are seriously overstaffed everyday, and are able to provide appropriate care and do real time charting to reflect that care every time**

**said no nurse ever

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