Said No Nurse Ever

Let's have some fun ... What has no nurse ever said?

Fill in the blank...
"__________." Said No Nurse Ever

Caption provided by @Wuzzie

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

"Its quiet tonight." Said No Nurse Ever

[Davey Do]

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

Adding to the above theme...

"Disimpacting stool is fun"  Said No Nurse Ever 

as they follow-up giving a "Brown Cow" milk and molasses enema.

[Davey Do]

[DrNurseCNS]

I love patients with hypervigilent families that write everything down and tell you they are a lawyer and that their brother-in-law is a doctor.....

Said no nurse ever!

[DrNurseCNS]

I just love encephalopathic patients and I really love it when they are on Lactulose enemas Q 4 hours...

Said No Nurse EVER!

[Davey Do]

[Mergirlc, RN]

"I can't believe how much free time I have on all my shifts" Said No Nurse Ever

[Hoosier_RN, MSN]

All of the nurses on my floor sit at the nurses station eating BON bons, and get all of their breaks all of the time...said no nurse ever

[Emm_RN, ASN, BSN, MSN]

"No thanks, I've had enough coffee for the day."

[Hoosier_RN, MSN]

I love the hotel atmosphere that we provide to patients and their family members** 

We are seriously overstaffed everyday, and are able to provide appropriate care and do real time charting to reflect that care every time**

**said no nurse ever