Said No Nurse Ever

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses. Has 26 years experience.

NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion. Has 45 years experience. 11 Articles; 17,292 Posts

"Its quiet tonight." Said No Nurse Ever

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 9,896 Posts

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NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion. Has 45 years experience. 11 Articles; 17,292 Posts

Adding to the above theme...

"Disimpacting stool is fun"  Said No Nurse Ever 

as they follow-up giving a "Brown Cow" milk and molasses enema.

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 9,896 Posts

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DrNurseCNS

DrNurseCNS

Specializes in Advanced Practice, Critical Care. Has 40 years experience. 16 Posts

I love patients with hypervigilent families that write everything down and tell you they are a lawyer and that their brother-in-law is a doctor.....

Said no nurse ever!

DrNurseCNS

DrNurseCNS

Specializes in Advanced Practice, Critical Care. Has 40 years experience. 16 Posts

I just love encephalopathic patients and I really love it when they are on Lactulose enemas Q 4 hours...

Said No Nurse EVER!

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 9,896 Posts

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Mergirlc, RN

570 Posts

"I can't believe how much free time I have on all my shifts" Said No Nurse Ever

Hoosier_RN, MSN

Specializes in dialysis. Has 29 years experience. 3,438 Posts

All of the nurses on my floor sit at the nurses station eating BON bons, and get all of their breaks all of the time...said no nurse ever

Emm_RN

Emm_RN, ASN, BSN, MSN

Specializes in ICU, Home Health and Hospice. Has 7 years experience. 60 Posts

"No thanks, I've had enough coffee for the day."

Hoosier_RN, MSN

Specializes in dialysis. Has 29 years experience. 3,438 Posts

I love the hotel atmosphere that we provide to patients and their family members** 

We are seriously overstaffed everyday, and are able to provide appropriate care and do real time charting to reflect that care every time**

**said no nurse ever