Random Thoughts: School Nurses

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My mantra lately: "Wash your HANDS, go back to CLASS and cover your COUGH!"

That pic sums up my Monday.

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Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.
No that there's anything wrong with that

We should all be giving out Jr. Mints, not saltines :)

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That pic sums up my Monday.

The member and tiny testicles? Buh???

I'm sorry to hear that.

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Specializes in School nursing.
Someone drew a member and very tiny testicles on my sign in sheet.

Happy Monday.

Was it at least an accurate drawing?

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Was it at least an accurate drawing?

No. These kids. *smh*

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Happy Friday to my fraaaaands!

https://allnurses.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20947

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I was not prepared for this. I scared a student when I choked on my coffee!!

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The AP came in to my office at lunch to tell me I was laughing too loudly. :blink:

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*hacking my lungs out*

I'm the picture of health here today.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.

Uh, something doesn't seem right.

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Uh, something doesn't seem right.

Looks aiight to me!

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How do the students know everything, and yet don't actually know (believe?) that I don't carry cough drops despite me and the teachers telling them? And me not actually having them or handing them out.

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