Non-FIT Nurses and FIT Nurses

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      Up yours! I refuse to be categorized.
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      So very, very, very, awesomely awesome!!!!

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Can I get a HOOYAH!

Share your vices and guilty pleasures.

For example: Every Sunday I order a Pizza and watch the Walking Dead.

(This post is in response to all of the "FIT" topics that I see)

This picture is the only thing keeping me from pigging out on sweets right now. I will be on the beach in 3 months. Don't want to be confused with a beached whale.

I saw my sweet gynecologist one year and at the end of the exam he sat down to do his notes and dictation (he dictates while his patients are still in the room so he can be sure he doesn't miss anything) and asks me, "Is there anything else about your health you want to discuss?"

And I said, "Oh, hell, Harry, I'm getting older and putting on weight, you know how it is."

And he puts down his pen and looks at me and says, "Well, what do you want to do about that?"

And the first words out of my mouth are, "Buy bigger clothes."

I thought he would fall off his little rollie stool laughing. I do love that man and will miss him when he retires.

Seriously, though. They make bigger bathing suits. I have one and I love it.

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I've eaten an entire bag of chips myself in 2 sittings TWICE in the last week. I shouldn't snack while reading Harry Potter anymore, it's like I don't even know what my hand is putting into my mouth! :cheeky:

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I saw my sweet gynecologist one year and at the end of the exam he sat down to do his notes and dictation (he dictates while his patients are still in the room so he can be sure he doesn't miss anything) and asks me, "Is there anything else about your health you want to discuss?"

And I said, "Oh, hell, Harry, I'm getting older and putting on weight, you know how it is."

And he puts down his pen and looks at me and says, "Well, what do you want to do about that?"

And the first words out of my mouth are, "Buy bigger clothes."

I thought he would fall off his little rollie stool laughing. I do love that man and will miss him when he retires.

Seriously, though. They make bigger bathing suits. I have one and I love it.

Hahahaha!

After my oldest daughter was born, I went for my 6 week postpartum visit and my doctor asked what I would be doing for birth control and I said "I will undress in front of my husband? That seems like it should be enough"

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I've eaten an entire bag of chips myself in 2 sittings TWICE in the last week.

This is the exact reason why I won't buy doritos or oreos! They will NOT last around me. When I do buy them, I inhale the bag

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I have a cookbook sized list of what I like, but I'm narrowing it down today:

I like salty and sweet, so Reese's PB cups and a cup of milk is my fav...so any sweet or item that goes great with a cup of milk I eat.

I can go through a bag of Reese's in a couple of days.

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This is the exact reason why I won't buy doritos or oreos! They will NOT last around me. When I do buy them, I inhale the bag

Same here.

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I once ate a whole box of Mallomars in 1/2 hour. Couldn't help myself-they're delish!

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Specializes in ER.

Red wine.

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Specializes in UR, QA, OB-GYN, MS, PEDS, LTC.

My weekly reward (after surviving a trip to Wal-Mart) is a giant sundae of vanilla ice cream, Hershey syrup and a big blob of Cool-Whip, which I eat while watching the British soaps I have recorded during the week.

I also have an embarrassing addiction to Nicotine Lozenges, quit smoking years ago but can't seem to kick those vile lozenges.

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Specializes in Psychiatric Nursing.

I like to watch "Dance Moms" while eating Baskin Robbins chocolate-peanut butter ice cream. I am also a fan of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and Brownie Cheesecake ice cream. BTW, trinitymaster, I like your sense of humor..."at allnurses we are all friends.":)

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Specializes in Emergency.

I had left over ribeye sliced thin covered in cheese and a hunk of pie for lunch. And 2 cans of coke. Then I took a nap.

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Specializes in Emergency.
I once ate a whole box of Mallomars in 1/2 hour. Couldn't help myself-they're delish!

Once?!?! Wow, that's self control. I've finished the pack driving home from the store.

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