No She/he Did Not!!!

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NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Specializes in Neuro/Med-Surg/Oncology.
And then nurse him back... instant clinical!

I knew we should have done that! :D :devil:

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once we were all in report at a change in shift when DON came in with a prospective new nurse whon she introduced and then in front of us all, she told her that x had just come off of maternity leave and then she asked new nurse if she planned on having baby in near future

i never could figure out why that nurse did not take job

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Specializes in L&D.

Say in lecture today, "well I understand that's the mortality rate, but what's the fatality rate?"

Same girl, same day asked a fellow classmate, "have you had your baby yet?" Wouldn't have been so bad if she was talking to a guy (maybe his wife is expecting or something). No--she asked a girl. Hmm, let's think about this--two weeks ago she was huge, ready to pop...now her belly is considerably smaller...what do YOU think?? Geesh...here's your sign...

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No she did not....

put medication in a deceased residents mouth and walk away.... :uhoh3:

Happened to a QMA that is still passing meds to this day (and very well shouldn't be!!) The resident was "found" by a CNA about 5 minutes later..pills neatly laid on his tongue ready to be swallowed! DUH!

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Specializes in Neuro/Med-Surg/Oncology.
No she did not....

put medication in a deceased residents mouth and walk away.... :uhoh3:

Happened to a QMA that is still passing meds to this day (and very well shouldn't be!!) The resident was "found" by a CNA about 5 minutes later..pills neatly laid on his tongue ready to be swallowed! DUH!

OMG!!!

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No she did not draw up Mylanta in a syringe and bring it into the pts room--the needle attached, before being stopped.

(Rumor from one of my clincal sites.)

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No she did not (a 1st year ADN student) just ask the anestestiologist (SP) "shouldn't i be pushing that epidural, she is my pt. after all!" I kid you not, she is no longer with our class as we are about to graduate, thank goodness

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No she did not have her stethescope slip off her neck and fall in the patient's commode full of poop! (Yep! :uhoh21: )

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Specializes in NICU.

No he did not cause a frail LOL to fall out of bed onto the floor (with bed in highest position) while trying to turn the poor woman... and then merely lift her back into bed and not report it to anyone!

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Specializes in OB.

No she did not come in ready to deliver with a birth plan and then test positive for marijuana after we found out about her hx of drug use!

Yes she did!

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Specializes in Pediatrics.

No she did not...

Ask me "where is his member?" *across the awake patient* when giving an overweight patient peri-care following a BM change. THEN found it, took it between two fingers and say "I found it! How could he have sex if it is so small?!":eek:

SERIOUSLY! It was my patient and I about DIED of embarrassment!

(Fortunately, she failed our last Mastery and was asked to leave the program. Unfortunately, she is eligible to petition the school for re-admission next Fall. :uhoh21: )

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no he did NOT put an ink pen into a styrofoam cup and then into the microwave to make pastel paints so he could paint mom a picture!

(i work at a drug treatment facility where a client tried this in all earnest albeit unsuccessfully):chuckle

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